1. Clay Aiken?

Posted at 12:51PM on Mar 13th 2008 by Josh

2. Janet paid for it! His ass will be on tour with the Jackson's soon.

Posted at 12:57PM on Mar 13th 2008 by Yall Know Who Dis IS!

3. Ironically, this news pops up the day after American Idol says they're doing a second night of Beatles songs...which Jackson owns the rights to

Posted at 12:58PM on Mar 13th 2008 by AI

4. Billie Jean?????????

Posted at 1:01PM on Mar 13th 2008 by meme

5. I bet Liz Taylor bought it!

Posted at 1:04PM on Mar 13th 2008 by littlepeeper

6. Pedophelia Acres is still running???

Someone please give this man a career. And a new face.
He is gross.

Posted at 1:16PM on Mar 13th 2008 by BlueJayFlys

7. Eliot Spizer. He likes young.

Posted at 1:17PM on Mar 13th 2008 by c

8. Well now I seem to remember TMZ reporting it was aready too late

Posted at 1:19PM on Mar 13th 2008 by T_M_Z articles found in fiction

9. I doubt very seriously that Michael Jackson is broke. I think the media always misrepresnents him because he is such a private person. Maybe he's not that "liquid" but doubt broke

Posted at 1:27PM on Mar 13th 2008 by marie

10. Michael Who?

Posted at 1:35PM on Mar 13th 2008 by Michael Fan

11. There is a saying in the record biz (I used to work in it) "You're only as big as your last record"..

Um... Michael... what happened to the katrina Song for the victims?
He is a lost soul.
With no career.

Posted at 1:40PM on Mar 13th 2008 by BlueJayFlys

12. Or BETTER; he is a lost soul looking for his face.....lol

Posted at 1:49PM on Mar 13th 2008 by carpediem

13. Looks like NAMBLA had a bake sale.

Posted at 2:06PM on Mar 13th 2008 by SpawnOfAzazel

14. i will always love michael he"s cute

Posted at 2:09PM on Mar 13th 2008 by big balls

15. He pulled some strings? I cant believe you people. Harveystein..you and your fellow jewish gossip writers have been saying MJ is broke for 15 years. Without any proof whatsover and despite the fact that he owns the Beatles, you money grubbers have been crying welfare for the King of Pop. Well, guest what hymietown? HE IS RICH..Like Schindler-rich. He didnt "pull strings"...he wrote a freakin check. Now, for you and the rest of white people that throw dirt on him while ignoring the real pedophile WOODY ALLENSTEIN, MJ has lots of money, has never been convicted of anything, is the KING of Pop, former son-in-law of the King of Rock, who owns the BEATLES. I know, I know..its killing you huh?

You kept crossing your fingers he would lose his ranch..to prove the myth that he didnt have any money, and now...after he writes that check, you say it aint worth it. Typical hypocrites!

Posted at 2:19PM on Mar 13th 2008 by Nat