Katie Holmes Survives the Swarm

Scientolomom Katie Holmes hit up her usual lunch spot, Joan's on Third, with a few close thetan friends.


And by "friends" we mean the paparazzi and by "few" we mean like 30.

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1. LEAVE KATIE ALONE.......

Posted at 8:28PM on Mar 17th 2008 by MACCAPONE

2. She was out to lunch? I didn't think she ate...........

Posted at 8:28PM on Mar 17th 2008 by woofwoofhowl

3. And...so ???????

Posted at 8:30PM on Mar 17th 2008 by so...

4.
I heard that Flavor Flav was hittin' the Kat on the side, does any one know if there's any truth? Just wondering

Posted at 8:37PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Rufus D. Koksmith

5. FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!! HULLA BULLA

Posted at 8:46PM on Mar 17th 2008 by hulla bulla man

6. AND BY "THATS A COOL STORY" I MEAN "WHAT A PILE OF CRAP"

Posted at 8:55PM on Mar 17th 2008 by NOBODY YOU KNOW

7.
Does anyone know if Katie Holmes is going to have the lead role in the new Max Hardcore movie, or just a supporting role. I'm really surprised that Tom Cruise would let her work with Max at all, he has a reputation for being kind of rough on the female talent.

Posted at 9:06PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Stingrae

8. And of course the TMZ braindeads were first in line.

Posted at 9:07PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Zeedog

9. Are you guys desperate for footage ...

Posted at 9:27PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Kelli

10. And your meaningless point is?????????

Give it up. Katie Holmes is her own person and all this unfounded Scientolgy crap is just that, crap.

Posted at 9:31PM on Mar 17th 2008 by tromba

11. She was allowed ino the sunlight AND people to see her? apparently Tom wasnt home then boy she's gonna get into trouble

Posted at 9:31PM on Mar 17th 2008 by Val

12. Kate's pregnant again!

Posted at 9:35PM on Mar 17th 2008 by cecile

13. " Kate's pregnant again!"

While we are at it, John Kennedy, Elvis, Martin Luther King and Abraham Lincoln are hanging out at St. Bartz just partying their butts off. Anna Nicole Smith is there as well just jazzing up the party.

Posted at 9:43PM on Mar 17th 2008 by tromba

14. *Pssssssst, pass it along*
Katie Holmes was impregnated with L. Ron Hubbards frozen sperm, and the baby will become the new Messia of the Scientologists.....

Posted at 9:48PM on Mar 17th 2008 by FlBiker

15. I was under the impression that these people weren't supposed to be exposed to direct sunlight? Is the holy water thing a myth too?

Posted at 10:00PM on Mar 17th 2008 by BigTicket

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