Heather Has $$$ -- Allred Has Heather

Freshly flush with serious dough, Heather Mills has decided to spend some of that hard earned cash by hiring ediamay orewhay attorney Gloria Allred to rep her in the States.
Heather Mills and Glorai Allred
In a statement to the media, Allred says she is "honored to represent Ms. Mills because she respects Ms. Mills' courage throughout her difficult and painful divorce."

Allred has repped others who didn't seem to need lawyers as well -- Scott Peterson's mistress Amber Frey and Britney Spears' former bodyguard. Oh yeah, and Michael Jackson once told her to go to hell.