Eric Nies: What the F%$& Happened to You?! 1 3/19/2008 5:59 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF He used to be the hottest, most ripped guy ever spawned by reality TV. Emphasis on the "used to." Clearly no longer modeling, Jesus Nies now spends his time walking around supermarkets barefoot and "talking to animals." See Also Eric from the First "Real World": Memba Him?