Gloria Allred Fights the Good (Nipple) Fight

Gloria AllredGloria Allred is going to put a nipple ring on a mannequin, all in the name of Lady Justice

Gloria's gonna demo what happened to a woman who had to remove her nipple rings with a pair of pliers in order to pass through airport security. Of course, G-L-O-R-I-A reps her.

Allred (who now represents Heather Mills -- who's famous for displaying another body part) will hold a news conference at 12:30 PM Pacific time today, where she'll "display two nipple rings on a mannequin, and explain what she and the woman will do in order to ensure that no other person is forced to suffer what the woman did in order to board a plane."

Of course, we'll be live streaming the news conference. Wouldn't miss it for the world.

Filed under: Wacky and Weird

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1. How interesting - I always remove my nipple rings before I board a plane. They come out quite easily.

Posted at 12:41PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Lady Penelope Crappenpants

2. Ok, the only thing pierced on my body are my ears. So, can someone expain to me why you would have to use a pair of pliers? Now I am in pain!

Posted at 12:41PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Dallas

3. I think that was someones excuse to see some BOOBIES!!! " Excuse me miss, i'm gonna need you to remove your shirt and bra to make sure they are nipple rings and not a gun." Take notes Guys!!! LOL!!!

Posted at 12:42PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Marie

4. Of course this woman had NO IDEA that when you go to the airport they put you through a METAL DETECTOR. Because NO ONE knows about that. They keep it secret. The T.S.A. loves to surprise people with these security measures. It's not like when you buy an airline ticket NO ONE mentions ANYTHING about arriving early, placing metal items in a basket for scanning, going through security checks, searches or any thing like that.

I guess Gloria smells publicity where none is needed. No wonder people hate lawyers.

Posted at 12:44PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Nor Cal Reader

5. Something does not smell right! Gloria, I think you may be pushing the envelope dear.

Posted at 12:47PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Dallas

6. Gloria ! What will your family think ? What is a nice Jewish girl doing taking nipple cases? Got to love her ! She does this crap with a straight face ! Put HER on 30 Rock, not that low life hooker, Dupre.

Posted at 12:49PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Bunnie

7. THIS LADY IS A FLAKE JUST LIKE LISA HER KID ...IF THEY DONT LIKE YOU ...YOU GET THE AXE ...JUST ASK ALL THE PEOPLE ON COURTTV ..I WOULD CALL THIS LADY THE FIRST CLASS AMBULANCE CHACER...JUST IN THE SHOW FOR THE GREEN BACKS ... ANT THAT RITE ....VINNIE

Posted at 12:50PM on Mar 27th 2008 by dave

8. Give it a rest Gloria! You're nothing but a publicity whore! Some of the idiots you represent should stop wasting the court's time! especially that skank Heather Mills!

Posted at 12:50PM on Mar 27th 2008 by mother nature

9. so what

Posted at 12:57PM on Mar 27th 2008 by so

10. Oh yeah....and just wait until it's a guy with a ring...you know where! They gonna make him take it off?
I think not.

Posted at 1:08PM on Mar 27th 2008 by NShado

11. The point here is ....don't you have any privacy left in this damn country? sheesh...I mean a nipple ring?
It's not something you would think about, at least I wouldn't. My son has plates in his arm and we didn't think about it.
What's he supposed to do, take his xray with him? Like he's gonna hide a bomb inside his arm?
I think they've gone WAY overboard with security, and it's be shown it doesn't freakin' work anyway!

Posted at 1:08PM on Mar 27th 2008 by NShado

12. Funny, I've never had to remove my nipple piercings, and I've been through security many many times... hmmmm... strange
BOGUS!

Posted at 1:21PM on Mar 27th 2008 by CaNaDiAnChIcK

13. Well... why is she doing this at a press conference instead of a courtroom? Why didn't the woman go to the bathroom, remove her jewelry, and return to the line? Surely there were TSA managers at the airport and she could have worked out the problem with them. This is all media-hype, but for what?

Posted at 1:25PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Angiebaby

14. Gloria Allred can smell a dollar thru a cow pasture under five dead bodies.

Posted at 1:28PM on Mar 27th 2008 by Lenn K.

15. Lenn k...lmao!!!,now that was a good one...

Posted at 1:36PM on Mar 27th 2008 by anonymous

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