Turns out Matty boy -- a horny Brit -- recently met a cutie at a bar. Sadly, for him, it's someone who works for TMZ. He's been in touch with her on a pretty regular basis. A few days back, he told her he wanted to permanently move to the U.S. and his lawyer advised him, the best way to do it was to marry an American.
Warning to skanks on the show who want to marry him -- he's gonna let you down (let you down), and leave you flat.