Gabrielle Union Dimmer than a Dim Sum

Gabrielle Union -- or her lawyer -- has been spending way too much time in Chinese restaurants.

Gabrielle Union
Gabrielle has sued two guys who posted an ad on Craigslist, pretending to be looking for an assistant on behalf of Union. In the lawsuit, the actress claims the bogus ad caused her "severe emotional distress," adding they acted with a "wonton" disregard for her reputation. Kung Pow, Ms. Union.