Gabrielle Union Dimmer than a Dim Sum

3/31/2008 12:44 PM PDT
Gabrielle Union -- or her lawyer -- has been spending way too much time in Chinese restaurants.

Gabrielle has sued two guys who posted an ad on Craigslist, pretending to be looking for an assistant on behalf of Union. In the lawsuit, the actress claims the bogus ad caused her "severe emotional distress," adding they acted with a "wonton" disregard for her reputation. Kung Pow, Ms. Union.