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Jessica Hospitalized -- Condition, Pissy

3/31/2008 4:12 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

TMZ has learned Jessica Simpson has been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai for what we're told is a "minor kidney infection." That's a pisser!

Jessica's rep confirms the story, first reported by In Touch. The rep says Jess is fine and should be released today. We're told her QB BF Tony Romo is not with her, though.

Drink your Ocean Spray, Miss Simpson!

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Goddess    

Love you, Jess!!! Get Well!!!

2304 days ago
2.

Mark    

burn baby burn

2304 days ago
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CoolGirl2008    

God is punishing her for destroying the Dallas Cowboys.

2304 days ago
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Kelli    

Oh brother, I won't come back to read this one. Get better Jess!

2304 days ago
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ME    

TOO MUCH SEX WITH TONY BOY!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!!

2304 days ago
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TMZhires13yearolds    

Hardy Har Har. TMZ used the piss word when talking about kidney infection. Just wish I were under 13 so I could really appreciate this witticism.

2304 days ago
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happy holiday season    

male urinary trac infection?

2304 days ago
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Nani    

Jerry Jones is responsible for destroying the Dallas Cowboys.
Jessica is responsible for.... well, uh, well, uh..... who the heck knows. Has she ever really done anything significant?
Medical problem sounds like a UTI to me. Wonder how that happened, Jess????
BTW, Romo looks like a dufus. You can surely do better than him.
And tell your Pop to start acting his age and not his IQ.

2304 days ago
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Qknowsbest    

Too much sex on top. You've got to pee right afterwards, Jess - cleans out the tract and keeps you healthy! This is clearly a bladder infection gone awry.

2304 days ago
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I really don't care what you think!    

A urinary tract is a very common condition among blondes with big lips and a fat puzzzy.........

2304 days ago
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CoolGirl2008    

She thought a KIDney was just for Kids so she ignored the problem. She's now having some buffalo wings made from buffalos.

2304 days ago
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More important!    

Who gets hospitalized for "minor kidney infection."? She's such a fame whore.

2304 days ago
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Pink to the Lee (formerly Pinky Lee)    

"Y'all ! There is a lot o' salt in chicken by the sea! Oops! Or is it tuna by the sea? Daddy? Are my boobs still huge?"

2304 days ago
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ToldYaSo    

come on jess, everyone knows that when tony is done hitting it in the "back door", he has to wash it off before resuming normal "front door lovin". that'll get you stingin everytime if he doesn't......WOW

2304 days ago
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Just Wondering    

Minor kidney infection??? is that what the called a yeast infection now??????????????

2304 days ago
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