Jessica Hospitalized -- Condition, Pissy

TMZ has learned Jessica Simpson has been hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai for what we're told is a "minor kidney infection." That's a pisser!

Jessica's rep confirms the story, first reported by In Touch. The rep says Jess is fine and should be released today. We're told her QB BF Tony Romo is not with her, though.

Drink your Ocean Spray, Miss Simpson!

Filed under: Jessica Simpson, Nurse!


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1. God is punishing her for destroying the Dallas Cowboys.

Posted at 3:22PM on Mar 31st 2008 by CoolGirl2008

2. Oh brother, I won't come back to read this one. Get better Jess!

Posted at 3:23PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Kelli

3. burn baby burn

Posted at 3:23PM on Mar 31st 2008 by mark

4. TOO MUCH SEX WITH TONY BOY!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted at 3:23PM on Mar 31st 2008 by ME

5. Hardy Har Har. TMZ used the piss word when talking about kidney infection. Just wish I were under 13 so I could really appreciate this witticism.

Posted at 3:24PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Tristania

6. male urinary trac infection?

Posted at 3:26PM on Mar 31st 2008 by GRD

7. She thought a KIDney was just for Kids so she ignored the problem. She's now having some buffalo wings made from buffalos.

Posted at 3:28PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Jessica Is Dumb

8. Too much sex on top. You've got to pee right afterwards, Jess - cleans out the tract and keeps you healthy! This is clearly a bladder infection gone awry.

Posted at 3:28PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Qknowsbest

9. Jerry Jones is responsible for destroying the Dallas Cowboys.
Jessica is responsible for.... well, uh, well, uh..... who the heck knows. Has she ever really done anything significant?
Medical problem sounds like a UTI to me. Wonder how that happened, Jess????
BTW, Romo looks like a dufus. You can surely do better than him.
And tell your Pop to start acting his age and not his IQ.

Posted at 3:28PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Nani

10. A urinary tract is a very common condition among blondes with big lips and a fat puzzzy.........

Posted at 3:29PM on Mar 31st 2008 by i wanna ride the small bus

11. Who gets hospitalized for "minor kidney infection."? She's such a fame whore.

Posted at 3:32PM on Mar 31st 2008 by bother

12. "Y'all ! There is a lot o' salt in chicken by the sea! Oops! Or is it tuna by the sea? Daddy? Are my boobs still huge?"

Posted at 3:36PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Pink to the Lee

13. Is EVERYTHING funny to you guys? An infection of any kind is NO LAUGHING MATTER. People DIE from infections. You wouldn't be making jokes if your mother or anyone else in your family had a kidney infection! Grow up TMZ. Not everything is funny. Is there anything you guys take seriously or respect?

Posted at 3:37PM on Mar 31st 2008 by an even sourer reader

14. come on jess, everyone knows that when tony is done hitting it in the "back door", he has to wash it off before resuming normal "front door lovin". that'll get you stingin everytime if he doesn't......WOW

Posted at 3:37PM on Mar 31st 2008 by ToldYaSo

15. Minor kidney infection??? is that what the called a yeast infection now??????????????

Posted at 3:37PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Pip

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