The heiress fell flat on her face trying to outrun the paparazzi -- Czech it out!
Paris Eats Pavement in Prague -- Big Time!
3/31/2008 2:47 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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After all this it's Day Six without a Paris post on TMZ.
You suppose she's hiding out after this and that Turkish fiasco?
THEN IT WAS ALL WORTH IT!!!
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Dear Paris,
Where are you? It has been six days and I haven't heard from you.
You are the center of the universe.
The world revolves around you.
I care about every little thing you do.
You bring joy to my furry life.
800 Pound Gorilla
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I must confess that I, the 800 Pound Gorilla, am now in prison for molesting little boys. My love for my Paris burns bright and I dream of her every night when I go to bed. Paris I place your image above those of little young boys. I want to hold you to the fur on my chest. I have never made love to a woman but Paris I would make sweet love with you!!!!!
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Dear Paris,
There is a whole herd of 800 Pound Gorillas on TMZ.COM.
I am the original 800 Pound Gorilla who loves you.
I don't like little boys.
I hope to see more of you on TMZ soon.
You bring joy to my furry life.
800 Pound Gorilla
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It's so obvious that TMZ staff contributes to half of these comments. The same comments made on this site seem to make it on the TV show, where no 'reporter' seems to have an English OR acting degree! Talk about uncomfortable television - for the papparazzi and reporters for this show! Ew! (And what's with that guy who thinks he's Jason Lewis? Seriously.)
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Good Charlotte is on tour in Europe for the next few days. Paris is hanging around Benji so she's on tour with them. Don't worry, Paris will be back to torture Americans soon. She has to be the center of attention and TMZ will give her all she wants and the 800 lbs gorilla can start playing with himself again.
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Dear Paris,
I gotta wait until May 6 to see the Hottie And The Nottie DVD.
You are my favorite actress.
Meanwhile I watch The Simple Life over and over and over again.
I hope to see you on TMZ soon.
800 Pound Gorilla
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Dear Paris,
There is a whole herd of 800 Pound gorillas on TMZ.
The other 800 pound gorillas are nasty.
I am cute and funny.
800 Pound Gorilla
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Dear Paris,
Do us all a favor and never let us hear from you again untill you actually follow through on your promise of "CHARITY WORK".
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