Piazza -- Lookin' For Work in All the Wrong Places

1. I'm looking for an assistant.............he will do. I don't think I would get much work done!

Posted at 12:37PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Dallas

2. he is sooooo hot!

Posted at 12:39PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Bonzai

3. Definitely a catcher.

Posted at 1:31PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Lana Caine

4. Piazza should take the 405 to Van Nuys and do porn. People would pay big $$$ to see him swing his bat.

Posted at 1:07PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Christopher

5. how about cincinnati reds /////plsssss plsss

Posted at 1:16PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Jane

6. I'd "hire" him

Posted at 1:29PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Pat

7. The hell with Mike Piazza. I hated him when he was with the New York Mets and now my wish has come true. He's UNEMPLOYED. Hey Mikey... who you catching for now? Your boyfriend? Go dye your hair blond again, then you can go do porn.

Posted at 2:42PM on Mar 31st 2008 by New York Yankee Fan

8. He can be my personal houseboy - yummmmm!

Posted at 3:07PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Mama Says

9. he should never have left the Padres cuz that's where all the old players go to retire....

Posted at 5:58PM on Mar 31st 2008 by padrina

10. Shame the Mets traded him. Made it worth watching. But according to Oakland's website he's playing tomorrow night. So I guess he got his job back.

Posted at 7:40PM on Apr 1st 2008 by nymomof2

11.
doesn't this guy crutch down in front

of men with big sticks for a living ?

Posted at 8:37PM on Mar 31st 2008 by larry doby

12. People, please. This man is still adored by thousands and he's still looking good. He won't be "unemployed" for long; the man can write his own ticket. (Just keep Roger "Rocket" Clemens away from him. The man's got a temper.)

Posted at 8:50PM on Mar 31st 2008 by Carolyn (Abernathy)

13.
didn't roger clemens already give him

head with the high-hard-one up and tight ?

Posted at 8:58PM on Mar 31st 2008 by larry doby