Denise Richards' Reality Blows

4/1/2008 3:35 PM PDT
Denise Richards thinks she's outsmarting us, but in reality -- get it -- she's not even smarter than a first grader. Denise walked the streets of Malibu yesterday, unwilling to talk about that whole Richie Sambora DUI thing or the Charlie Sheen news you've read about lately. She's got nothing on her mind -- a statement that has never been truer!