Pap's Bogus Keanu Impersonation

hahahah. How does this tool keep getting work?

I thought he was gay? He always seems so unhappy. I guess when he is around the paps he is.

God you gotta love this man.

yes sir this is the man of the year and he deserves respect.

I just love him. He's gorgeous. It was love at first sight in 1989. I love you Keanu, I love you.

Engineer #9, you asked , "hahahah. How does this tool keep getting work?"

By being a descent actor, choosing good projects, being very pleasant to work with (according to directors and actors he's worked with). Duh! You're the tool for jumping on the keanu-bash bandwagon.

That lady he was with looks like a trannie.....ugh...What's the deal with her hiding her face?????

You gotta love this man and Tmz finallly found somone worth spotting to go to

Keanu is looking very good.

I hope "Street Kings" does well opening on April 11th.

Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a drop of golden sun
Me, a name I call myself
Far, a long long way to run
Sew, a needle pulling thread
La, a note to follow sew
Tea, I drink with jam and bread
That will bring us back to do...oh oh oh

Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a drop of golden sun
Me, a name I call myself
Far, a long long way to run
Sew, a needle pulling thread
La, a note to follow sew
Tea, I drink with jam and bread
That will bring us back to Do

Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a drop of golden sun
Me, a name I call myself
Far, a long long way to run
Sew, a needle pulling thread
La, a note to follow sew
Tea, I drink with jam and bread
That will bring us back to do

Do re mi fa so la ti do, so do

Believe it or not due to earning $10-15 million per Matrix film and having gross points Keanu made about $200 million!!! off of the Matrix films. I still think he is a crap actor he could make a good Terminator haha.

Keanu is the definition of cool.

the respect he has within the industry speaks for itself. love keanu!

one of the sexiest men alive!!!!

He has had a lot of tragedy in his life - probably why he always looks so sad. Anyone remember some years back his girlfriend ( possibly fiancee but I can't remember) and he had an infant that was stillborn. The stress from the death of the child caused them to split up...not long after that the girlfriend was killed in a car accident. He was a pallbearer at her funeral. Believe me, his face was not emotionless on that day. These are things that no one ever really 'gets over'. He deserves kudos for being able to largely live his life out of the public eye and maintain some kind of normalcy.