1. hahahah. How does this tool keep getting work?

Posted at 7:05PM on Apr 2nd 2008 by engineer #9

2. I thought he was gay? He always seems so unhappy. I guess when he is around the paps he is.

Posted at 7:08PM on Apr 2nd 2008 by isn't he gay?

3. God you gotta love this man.

Posted at 7:21PM on Apr 2nd 2008 by Gypsy

4. yes sir this is the man of the year and he deserves respect.

Posted at 7:37PM on Apr 2nd 2008 by OhCrap

5. I just love him. He's gorgeous. It was love at first sight in 1989. I love you Keanu, I love you.

Posted at 7:49PM on Apr 2nd 2008 by willowbee

6. Engineer #9, you asked , "hahahah. How does this tool keep getting work?"

By being a descent actor, choosing good projects, being very pleasant to work with (according to directors and actors he's worked with). Duh! You're the tool for jumping on the keanu-bash bandwagon.

Posted at 9:24PM on Apr 2nd 2008 by voxsentia

7. I meant "decent" actor.

Posted at 9:32PM on Apr 2nd 2008 by voxsentia

8. That lady he was with looks like a trannie.....ugh...What's the deal with her hiding her face?????

Posted at 10:49PM on Apr 2nd 2008 by Chicken stripper

9. You gotta love this man and Tmz finallly found somone worth spotting to go to

Posted at 10:59PM on Apr 2nd 2008 by Justme

10. Keanu is looking very good.

I hope "Street Kings" does well opening on April 11th.

Posted at 1:20AM on Apr 3rd 2008 by Chandra

11. Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a drop of golden sun
Me, a name I call myself
Far, a long long way to run
Sew, a needle pulling thread
La, a note to follow sew
Tea, I drink with jam and bread
That will bring us back to do...oh oh oh

Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a drop of golden sun
Me, a name I call myself
Far, a long long way to run
Sew, a needle pulling thread
La, a note to follow sew
Tea, I drink with jam and bread
That will bring us back to Do

Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a drop of golden sun
Me, a name I call myself
Far, a long long way to run
Sew, a needle pulling thread
La, a note to follow sew
Tea, I drink with jam and bread
That will bring us back to do

Do re mi fa so la ti do, so do

Posted at 2:54AM on Apr 3rd 2008 by Back that ass Up

12. Believe it or not due to earning $10-15 million per Matrix film and having gross points Keanu made about $200 million!!! off of the Matrix films. I still think he is a crap actor he could make a good Terminator haha.

Posted at 12:11PM on Apr 3rd 2008 by PlasticDoc

13. the respect he has within the industry speaks for itself. love keanu!

Posted at 8:39PM on Apr 3rd 2008 by sharon

14. Keanu is the definition of cool.

Posted at 8:40PM on Apr 3rd 2008 by jennifer

15. one of the sexiest men alive!!!!

Posted at 10:10AM on Apr 4th 2008 by michy