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Owen and Woody

Asstastic!

4/7/2008 4:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Watch those tan lines! A nekkid Woody Harrelson skinny dipped over the weekend, showing all his assets. Best bud Owen Wilson came along too for the bizarre journey. They really are close!


Owen opted to keep his boys in his shorts, while the two hung out at this sweet Miami pad. Hopefully Woody didn't run into any sting rays during his swim.

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16.

Sharona    

I doubt if you needed a red stripe that long.......probably could have used a period!

2354 days ago
17.

Lara    

The joke's on you really. Because nobody really cares that much to see yet another Hollywood rear end. And I don't think Woody cares either really one way or the other if the whole world sees it. In other words, its' not that interesting and maybe your paps could find something else to do than spy on a naked man.

2354 days ago
18.

I really don't care what you think!    

Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't Worry - Be Happy
In every life we have some trouble
But when you worry you make it Double
Don't Worry - Be Happy
Ain't got no place to lay your head,
somebody came and took your bed
Don't Worry, Be Happy
The landlord say your rent is late,
he may have to litigate
Don't Worry - Be Happy
Ain't got not cash, ain't got no style,
ain't got no gal to make you smile
Don't Worry - Be Happy
Cause when you worry your face will frown
and that will bring everybody down
Don't Worry - Be Happy

2354 days ago
19.

She looks great    

Is that cellulite on his right butt cheek in the other photos? So gross when guys have cellulite

2354 days ago
20.

OCD    



Hah-hah! What? I thought everyone skinny-dipped. Unless they were repressed or something. Guys and gals see each other "nekkid" all the time in the gym.

Skinny dipping is great fun. But you can't do it in the ocean after dark. That's when sharks feed. *shudder*

What it proves is that Woody either 1) doesn't know that there are paps 5 miles out with telephoto lenses stalking him; or 2) he doesn't give a weasel sneeze. I'm betting on #2. Go Woody!!!!


2354 days ago
21.

Mik    

I see the Bad Moon arising .

2354 days ago
22.

Kelli    

Oh my gosh, that is so funny. I wanted to see the water shrinkage.

2354 days ago
23.

Tracey    

I hope the government outlaws snooping onto people's private property (EVEN FROM PUBLIC SIDEWALKS). I am sorry, but, even a famous person has a reasonable expectation of privacy on their private property. Snap a few pics of the G.W. Bush's family on his ranch without his permission, and you will see what I mean. The men in black would be knocking on your door faster than you could type TMZ.

Tell me, would you care if someone stood on a public street with a gadget that could hear and see through your walls, and spy on your private affairs? Why is this okay? Save the pics for public places.

2354 days ago
24.

TrulyJulie88    

There's a reason they call him Woody!

2354 days ago
25.

ME    

thats an awfully small red strip

2354 days ago
26.

Mary Worth    

Woody's comfortable with his body. He takes good care of himself. He loves Mother Nature. He cannot afford to live his life worrying about nonsense such as how people judge his body, which he doesn't flaunt. He knows most of us who do the judging can't measure up to his standards; but, hey, that's our own bodies.

He's there for Owen. Owen is a fortunate man to have such a friend!

2354 days ago
27.

TMZhires13yearolds    

How do I even know that's Woody? Geez, if I wanted to see a picture of a naked ass, I'd hunt up a porn site where the pictures are better. I'd rather see a picture of Woody dressed at a premier or something. This is just silly voyeurism.

2354 days ago
28.

Dick Lick    

WHAT A SERIOUSLY DISGUSTING WAY TO MAKE A LIVING. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, AT LEAST IN THIS CASE, YOU PHOTO MORONS ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR CAUSING SOMEONE'S DEATH. BOTTOM FEEDERS!

2354 days ago
29.

Veronica    

Ewww, nobody likes to see your naked pale butt... If you choose to be naked get a freakin tan first!

2354 days ago
30.

jimmy    

Is it just me or does Owen look like he just has fun all the time? Him jumping into the water looks like something right out of You me and Dupree! Sweet pad Owen. Glad you didn't kill yourself

2354 days ago
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