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Uma Stalker Slept on the Street

Uma Thurman's accused stalker might actually welcome a night –- or a few hundred –- in jail, because he could actually get a good night's sleep.

That's because the New York Post snapped Jack Jordan bunking on a loading dock in New York last night, huddled in a sleeping bag. When a reporter told him it was a nice night to sleep outside, he snapped, "I disagree." Most people hardly even noticed.

The verdict in the trial is expected this morning.

Cristian -– One-Armed Championship Bandit


If a woman with one leg could dance, surely a guy with one arm can do it – at least that's what Cristian de la Fuente thinks.

"I'm going to try to go all the way. If I get to the finals, then I'm a winner for me," he tells People. Cristian's partner Cheryl Burke is having to choreograph tango and mambo moves for the show that will disguise his arm injury.

Babwa Punches Big Hole in Ozone


For such a petite lady, Barbara Walters sure has a big footprint – a carbon footprint, that is.

Babwa is going on a big 25-city tour to flog her memoir, "Audition," and Rush & Molloy says that she'll be traveling with a hair and makeup entourage on a private plane – which she'll be shelling out for by herself. But her rep notes that with her crazy schedule, Walters has no choice.

Party Favors: Spoiled Brat Demands $$ From Lohan for Borrowing Fur ... Dept. of Duh: Mariah Does Pre-Nup ... Britney Gets Her Some Doogie


The New York Post reports that Lindsay Lohan may have walked out of New York's 1 Oak with another woman's $11,000 fur coat, which eventually got returned. Of course, it took place, oh, 4 months ago. ... Mariah Carey got a pre-nup with Nick Cannon. As she told a pal, according to FOX News, "Anyone who thinks we didn't have a prenup is smoking something." ... Us says that on Britney Spears' next installment of "How I Met Your Mother," she ditches Josh Radnor's character and hooks up with Neil Patrick Harris – and they wear matching powder blue sweaters. That's TV, folks.

Reader Comments

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1. First!

Posted at 9:07AM on May 6th 2008 by pickles

2. It must be really easy for brit to play a slut...after all, she's well practiced in that area.

Posted at 11:10AM on May 6th 2008 by uuggghhhh

3. Barbara is and was just another bleeding heart phony liberal. Why people fauned over her is so far far beyond me.

Posted at 9:16AM on May 6th 2008 by Jake

4. Considering how tightly ol' pops has had to hold the reigns on his sex and drug fueled daughter, Harris must be feeling pretty damn good about being gay now! He should also jump into a vat of disinfectant and get rabies shots after this is all over! It's also good for him that stupidity and insanity aren't contagious from physical contact either!

Posted at 9:25AM on May 6th 2008 by Yuck!

5. Betcha BaWa has the hots for Obama!

Posted at 9:26AM on May 6th 2008 by Ha!

6. Long before this news came out, every time the women of The View discussed adultery, I noticed that Babwa held back or hemmed and hawed, but never condoned it.

And now we know why.

Posted at 10:30AM on May 6th 2008 by She can proclaim class, but she's nothing but an expensive ho

7. BaWa , the cure for insomnia ! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted at 1:12AM on May 7th 2008 by jonny quest

8. Barbara Walters was asked by Oprah whether she regretted the affair. She responded that she regretted that Brooke wasn't re-elected, but did not address the affair and any possible regret about doing what she did.

If one has an affair that hurts a man's wife, a man's family...and doesn't regret it...she has learned nothing from it except that maybe she should have been more secretive or done something different to continue to benefit the affair.

And so here is the simple truth. Barbara Walters was...and is still today..a whore, no better than any other less monied woman skulking around with someone else's husband at the Motel 6. Money doesn't make you better than the type of morally challenged person you are when you look at yourself in the mirror.

Posted at 11:14AM on May 7th 2008 by Me