Nick Cannon Doesn't Give a S**t

Newlywed Nick Cannon needed to stock up for his big night with Mariah Carey by shopping for laxatives.

Being married to Mariah can leave a man feeling backed up inside.

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1. Please get off his back.

Posted at 9:17AM on May 14th 2008 by MomV4

2. all he had to do was pull up to white castle and get himself some sliders!! DUHHHH

Posted at 4:46PM on May 14th 2008 by in and out baby!

3. How do you people know who he's buying them for? they could be for his grandmother for christ-sake. And if it was for him, he's a grownass man, and it's his damn buisness. This type of stuff you people pull (paps) is border line stalking.

Posted at 9:23AM on May 14th 2008 by stud

4. Laxatives on a honeymoon, now that's kinky!!

Posted at 9:23AM on May 14th 2008 by Lenn K.

5. He's buying them for her. Throwing up on your honeymoon is less sexy than this alternative.

Posted at 9:24AM on May 14th 2008 by Spongebob

6. Thats how she maintains her girly figure, typical diva. haha!

Posted at 9:25AM on May 14th 2008 by Kelli

7. Wow, TMZ with riveting reporting like this, you're SURE to get a Peabody.

Posted at 9:27AM on May 14th 2008 by Shea

8. Everybody needs that type of stuff every now and then. Maybe he ate too much. Ha Ha

Posted at 7:18AM on May 21st 2008 by Meicy

9. "Nick Cannon needed to stock up for his big night with Mariah Carey by shopping for laxatives." - Evidently Mariah Carey like to lick Nick Cannon in his hole before they have sex, - Nick can be fully satisfied from his hole to the end of his thing. - True Love at last,

Nick had to clean out his hole for Mariah Carey;s tongue could lick nick out without getting too much fecal matter in her month before they had sex.

Posted at 9:32AM on May 14th 2008 by Mariah Carey licks out Nick Cannon in bottom hole.

10. #8, check yourself in. eww!

Posted at 9:34AM on May 14th 2008 by Kelli

11. And what a pleasant surprise! Gene Simmons in the background picking up enemas for the whole family!

Posted at 9:35AM on May 14th 2008 by perky

12. That is gene simmons, perky. Hmmm

Posted at 9:47AM on May 14th 2008 by mary jane

13. How do you know he was buying laxatives even if he was buying them its none of yuor damn business ...you jelous leave th man alone

Posted at 9:46AM on May 14th 2008 by zee

14. Nick Cannon is a sell-out and HAS been for years. Maybe Mariah is on that brown diet? Now that I got that off MY chest: Are they really married? My sources told me that they got a marriage certificate out of the country. Is that valid at this point or does it have to be validated by the US because they're citizens?

Posted at 9:49AM on May 14th 2008 by Dwana

15. #8 ~ You are one sick pervert and you need help!


Kelli ~ You are so right!

WIth the help of "laxatives", Pariah lost weight! Ladies, this is not the healthy way to lose weight. For the love of God, couldn't she just eat an apple or two?!

Posted at 9:45AM on May 14th 2008 by Dallas

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