McCona-Spawn To Bring in Big Bucks

Matthew McConaughey and baby mama Camila Alves are busy doing what all expectant parents do -- fielding million dollar offers for pictures of their kid!

TMZ has learned that McConaughey has hired "brand agent" Todd Shemarya -- who's already brokered deals for Brangelina and Xtina -- to help pull in some serious dough for photos of his child. So far, Mattyboy's gotten offers from three different publications -- EACH OVER A MILLION BUCKS! And the price is still climbing.

No word if the baby is a boy or girl -- but either way it's gonna be a cash cow. What happened to the bongo drumming, "just keep living" McConaughey we all knew and loved? Guess he's got to find some way to keep paying for all those shirts -- ya know, the ones he never wears.

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1. this is lame but FIRST

Posted at 5:45PM on May 15th 2008 by bellamom

2. McConaDufus is just another money grubbing jackass

His whole Nature Boy routine is just another fake

Posted at 5:47PM on May 15th 2008 by Cate

3. CamEw anyone?

Posted at 5:48PM on May 15th 2008 by Thuu Faanee

4. Nice catch Mathew... another incredible Brazilian beauty.

And learn to spell TMZ!!! Camila... not Camilla.

Posted at 5:51PM on May 15th 2008 by Lalaland

5. i would if was in need of money but like him... he's already a millionare. does he actually need another million?

Posted at 5:58PM on May 15th 2008 by Switch

6. I wonder if he is genuinely happy that she is pregnant or if
he is putting on a brave face. After all, the media would have a
field day if he dumped her or said "I am the most miserable man
on this earth now that my girlfriend is pregnant".
I would have said
prego but that seems to drive some people INsane.

Posted at 6:00PM on May 15th 2008 by skylab88

7. Leave Matt alone...camped next to him for 4 days in Malibu...he's a stand up guy...not like you parasites

Posted at 6:59PM on May 15th 2008 by medeak

8. um .. who the hell cares about this spawn?

not like they are a-listers or anything ... sheesh ...

Posted at 7:26PM on May 15th 2008 by raven

9. I went salmon fishing with him in Idaho, I thought he was a jerk.

Posted at 7:26PM on May 15th 2008 by borshbeetlover

10. I wish I was her. :(

Posted at 7:36PM on May 15th 2008 by Kelli

11. Absolutely disgusting! Way to whore out your kids Matthew.

Posted at 7:38PM on May 15th 2008 by Brien

12. CAMILA USE TO DATE R&B SINGER MAXWELL SOME YEARS AGO. MATTHEW IS OPPORTUNITY FOR HER
SO CANT BLAME HER FOR ENJOYING THE RIDE.MATTHEW IS A JERK AND DESERVES A GOLD DIGGER LIKE HER
ALSO CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHY IT IS RUMORED THAT SHE IS MIXED WITH BLACK. I DONT SEE IT I THINK SHE
IS LATINA OR PORTUGESE. ANYWAY SHE HAS A MEAL TICKET FOR LIFE

Posted at 7:40PM on May 15th 2008 by plainjane

13. I went paragliding with him in Tijuana, he turned me on to his sister. Good Guy.

Posted at 7:44PM on May 15th 2008 by gerbalbreeder7

14. Yes, You wish you were her, or anything but you, Kelli, and who could blame you. You spend hours every day posting on TMZ, you have no life, countless hours, posting, commenting, on TMZ. Seriously it is pathetic. You have no life beyond TMZ, I am home sick for just one week and have lost track of how many posts I have seen by you. I see blogs of people bashing you and ridiculing you, yet here you are, commenting again, and again, and again . Any life but yours! No kidding. You could use some help, really, it is so sad. Are you so desperate to have anyone, somone, pay attention to something you have to say that you endlessly comment on a celebrity gossip page? Not now and then, but constantly!!!!
Sorry, I just couldn't help myself at this point, I just had to finally say something.

Posted at 7:51PM on May 15th 2008 by sickness

15. Haha! Sorry about that, but I have worked all week, perhaps more than one Kelli.

Posted at 7:55PM on May 15th 2008 by Kelli

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