Britney Gets Down on All Fours

1. why don't you just leave this girl alone and let her heal

Posted at 2:20PM on May 17th 2008 by Just call me trailer trash....

2. Don't hit the gas too fast! I did and it turned over on top of me. Never got back on...

Posted at 2:20PM on May 17th 2008 by Kelli

3. Maybe Gibson can help get her life together...I think TMZ is upset she's not acting like her shaven head days...TMZ's revenues must be down...need to find another train wreck or create one.

Posted at 2:26PM on May 17th 2008 by TBA

4. New TMZ boring game: Take pics from yesterday's post. Make one front and center to create new post for today. Same dull story, different day. Same dull TMZ, trying desperately to find something for filler.

Posted at 2:33PM on May 17th 2008 by TMZ sucks

5. Cut the girl some slack

Posted at 2:37PM on May 17th 2008 by thejoker

6. 3. BRIT LOVES TO RIDE! WHEN WILL SHE LEARN HER LESSON?
5. IF SHE POPPED A WILLY ON THAT ATV, MAGGOTS WOULD RUN DOWN HER LEGS.
8. TMZ - I LOVE THE HEADLINE...BRIT LOVES BEING ON ALL FOURS OR THE DEAD DOG POSITION
Posted at 2:25PM, 2:26PM and 2:41PM on May 17th 2008 by Krishna
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Oh thank you thank you THANK YOU my Beloved Angel Krishna for being right on top of things and diving into this new thread. You're already making people here sick to their stomachs, and your words are making them feel contempt for you. All that is giving me SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much sexual excitement!

Keep up the good work, Krishna, My Infinitely Sublime Goddess Who Gets Off On Abuse And Who Is Totally Deserving Of Everyone's Contemptuous Attention.

Posted at 2:51PM on May 17th 2008 by I'm hard for Krishna

7. Hey Krishna. Are you a size 0?

Posted at 2:53PM on May 17th 2008 by Are you?

8. MY SIZE: I WAS A 6 & THEN A 9....LIKE BRIT'S 3RD FAVORITE POSITION...69.

Posted at 2:57PM on May 17th 2008 by Krishna

9. Great. A hillbilly ripping up the beach with sleazy toys

Posted at 2:58PM on May 17th 2008 by Cate

10. haha! Krishna is probably a 300lb black man screwing around. hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:58PM on May 17th 2008 by Kelli

11. You are cracking me up though!!!

Posted at 2:59PM on May 17th 2008 by Kelli

12. 12. MY SIZE: I WAS A 6 & THEN A 9....LIKE BRIT'S 3RD FAVORITE POSITION...69.

Ah, so you're a lot beefier than Brit. Mooooooooooo! (I'm sure that sound turns you on, Krishna)

Posted at 3:01PM on May 17th 2008 by Krishna is a beefburger

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Posted at 3:01PM on May 17th 2008 by Pick

14. 15. haha! Krishna is probably a 300lb black man screwing around. hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

You're probably right, Kelli. So maybe YOU are the Unmasking Avenger... ???

Posted at 3:02PM on May 17th 2008 by You got a point

15. Come on TMZ, when are you going to do a story on Krishna? It would be MUCH more exciting than anything on Britney. But me, personally, I prefer to pop a WHEELIE, to a willy. And how come I can't find a dead dog still up on all fours? The dead dogs I have seen have all been lying down. Things sure look fun in Krishnaland. How do I get there? I look forward to coming back in a while to see all the new spellings and words Krishna can come up with. And I thought today would be boring.

Posted at 3:03PM on May 17th 2008 by who cares