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Britney Gets Down on All Fours

5/17/2008 6:50 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Britney Spear's Costa Rican sanity retreat with Captain Apocalypto included a close-to-home activity for the recovering popwreck -- a beachside joyride on a bad ass fourwheeler. Como se dice yee haw, y'all??


Lucky for the paps on the beach, she's a better driver on sand than she is on pavement.

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136.

zmt    

DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO THE POST ABOUT FARTS. SOMEONE IS TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A JUVENILE JERK. ALL THIS IS ABOUT BRITNEY, NOT ABOUT ME.

2266 days ago
137.

Krishna    

I AM A BRIT FAN AGAIN. THANKS TO YOU GUYS. I NEVER WONDERED WHAT MY MOM WOULD LOOK LIKE IN DAISY DUDES. WE SHOULD ALL BUY OUR MOM A PAIR OF DAISY DUDES. GO BRIT IN THOSE DUDES.

2266 days ago
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The Unmasking Avenger    

Pocahontas! Your misfortune tears my heart. Even though John Rolfe won your beautiful heart before I could plight my troth, and despite the sad fact that I ache at your absence, I still am undone to know that you are suffering. Is there anything I can do to be of assistance?

I've been around here on and off, as usual, but I haven't seen you in any of these discussions until just now. Tonight I am lucky!

2266 days ago
139.

zmt    

I LOVE HOW CLEVER I AM.

2266 days ago
140.

Krishna    

I'm happy for Brit's progress. I hope she doesn't go back to SKANKVILLE. Krishna is funny as hell.

2266 days ago
141.

zmt    

I LOVE TO SMELL MY OWN SWEET FARTS, ALSO. I ALSO LOVE TO DO MY INFLATABLE SHEEP.

2266 days ago
142.

Krishna    

Most imposters who love me...Let's give the love to Brit. Brit we love you

2266 days ago
143.

Mr. Hat    

I've been looking for you too!
Just knowing you are thinking about me eases my pain.
I do fear I am destined to be worshiped from afar.
Dear Father would not approve.

2266 days ago
144.

Mr. Hat    

Dearest Avenger:

Perhaps you can unmask the evil princess who is posting.
I would consider it a gift.

2266 days ago
145.

Krishna    

Brit looks happy with the Gibson Family. Go Britney

2266 days ago
146.

The Unmasking Avenger    

Since you permit me to at least have the pleasure of worshiping you afar, that is a gift I will treasure into eternity.

I am confused. What evil princess are you talking about?

2266 days ago
147.

Krishna    

Picking on Krishna does not improves Britney's image. Let's help Brit. Brit rules!

2266 days ago
148.

Mr. Hat    

Dearest Avenger,

Why I am referring to Krishna, who speaks only evil.
Her language offends my ears and mind.

2266 days ago
149.

Krishna    

NO MORE PICTURES OF BRITNEY...SHE IS PROBABLY ROCK'N ROBYN. OH BABY BABY BABY - HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME

2266 days ago
150.

Krishna    

Krishna must me a professional comic

2266 days ago
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