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Britney Gets Down on All Fours

5/17/2008 6:50 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Britney Spear's Costa Rican sanity retreat with Captain Apocalypto included a close-to-home activity for the recovering popwreck -- a beachside joyride on a bad ass fourwheeler. Como se dice yee haw, y'all??


Lucky for the paps on the beach, she's a better driver on sand than she is on pavement.

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151.

The Unmasking Avenger    

Oh, now I see the cause of my confusion. Krishna is almost certainly a man, and that's why I didn't realize who you were talking about when you referred to a princess.

I call myself The Unmasking Avenger (or The Avenging Unmasker) to describe my current mission in life. While I have successfully unmasked a number of people, many have eluded my skills and remain masked. Unfortunately, Krishna is one of them. At least so far.

But I would never deny a request of yours, my sweet Pocahontas, and so now, I will dedicate myself to do your bidding. If God (or The Great Father) be willing, I will be rewarded with success, and then the even greater reward of the knowledge of your satisfaction.

Onward!

2350 days ago
152.

Studly    

I'll do it! I'll do it! Allow me Pocahontas.

Krishna, who are you? Tell us about yourself? Where did you grow up?

2350 days ago
153.

zmt    

170. Krishna must me a professional comic

Posted at 9:15PM on May 17th 2008 by That's Nasty
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Judging from the quantity of laughs he's getting and the amount of free time he has to spend here, I'd say that he's an out of work professional comic.

2350 days ago
154.

Mr. Hat    

Thank you Avenger.
May the Great Spirits travel with you.

2350 days ago
155.

Krishna    

What beach is this they are on? I am sure Brit is getting a lot of rest. Go Brit we love you

2350 days ago
156.

Studly    

No never mind I don't want to hurt anyone

2350 days ago
157.

Krishna    

I WAS JUST LOOKING BACK THROUGH THIS DISCUSSION, AND I REALIZE HOW MUCH OF IT CONSISTS OF MY COMMENTS. I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M GLAD THAT I RUINED THIS DISCUSSION FOR ALL OF YOU WORTHLESS TRASH ...OOPS I DID IT AGAIN.

2350 days ago
158.

Mr. Hat    

Avenger,
You are my brave warrior aren't you?

2350 days ago
159.

Krishna    

#177 IS AN IMPOSTER. I'VE MOVED ON...THANKS FOR THE MATERIAL.

2350 days ago
160.

Krishna    

#160 IS THE IMPOSTER. MY BAD - I WAS IN A HURRY BUT THANKS AGAIN FOR THE MATERIAL. PEACE OUT & GOOD LUCK BRIT

2350 days ago
161.

Krishna    

I kinda miss Krishna.

2350 days ago
162.

Mr. Hat    

I have lost my Avenger. Alas.

2350 days ago
163.

Mr. Hat    

I hate to break this to you Pocahontas, but your avenger disappeared the same time Krishna did.
Ha. ha.

2350 days ago
164.

The Unmasking Avenger    

I'm here, Pocahontas. I had to get something to eat.

But is anyone else here now?

2350 days ago
165.

The Unmasking Avenger    

Sorry Hal, but I'm not Krishna.

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