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Britney Gets Down on All Fours

5/17/2008 6:50 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Britney Spear's Costa Rican sanity retreat with Captain Apocalypto included a close-to-home activity for the recovering popwreck -- a beachside joyride on a bad ass fourwheeler. Como se dice yee haw, y'all??


Lucky for the paps on the beach, she's a better driver on sand than she is on pavement.

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zmt    

I DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' TMZ STAFF. I CAN CREATE MY OWN CONFUSION.

2162 days ago
212.

zmt    

WHY IS NO ONE RESPONDING TO ME? PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!!!!!

2162 days ago
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zmt    

How to impersonate Krishna:

(1) Use all caps.

(2) Sarcastically insult Britney for [A] being a whore; [B] being a bad mother; [C] being mentally ill; [D] being a washed up has-been; [E] being a hick from Louisiana. In other words, make use of the standard insults that others use here.

(3) Frequently refer to Britney as a "skank".

(4) Use the word "stank" as a noun.

(5) Occasionally leave a word out of your sentences.

(6) Misspell occasional words.

(7) Make frequent references to smells, fluids, and other effusions coming from the lower body.

(8) Indicate in your comments that anyone who doesn't like you (in the role of Krishna) must love Britney.

(9) Act like you think of yourself (in the role of Krishna) as being hilariously funny.

Have at it!

2161 days ago
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MARION    

Glad to see Brit-Brit is trying to enjoy life... keep going Brit and you will get those babies back. Call me a red-neck if you want, I could really care less, FOUR WHEELEN IS A FREEKEN BLAST. Its called "enjoyin life"... some of you need to get one...A LIFE... HEY MAYBE A FOUR WHEELER TOO.

2161 days ago
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Big Bear    

The title is somewhat misleading. I thought Britney would be on her hands and knees acting like a fat pig.

2158 days ago
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