How to impersonate Krishna:
(1) Use all caps.
(2) Sarcastically insult Britney for [A] being a whore; [B] being a bad mother; [C] being mentally ill; [D] being a washed up has-been; [E] being a hick from Louisiana. In other words, make use of the standard insults that others use here.
(3) Frequently refer to Britney as a "skank".
(4) Use the word "stank" as a noun.
(5) Occasionally leave a word out of your sentences.
(6) Misspell occasional words.
(7) Make frequent references to smells, fluids, and other effusions coming from the lower body.
(8) Indicate in your comments that anyone who doesn't like you (in the role of Krishna) must love Britney.
(9) Act like you think of yourself (in the role of Krishna) as being hilariously funny.
Have at it!
Glad to see Brit-Brit is trying to enjoy life... keep going Brit and you will get those babies back. Call me a red-neck if you want, I could really care less, FOUR WHEELEN IS A FREEKEN BLAST. Its called "enjoyin life"... some of you need to get one...A LIFE... HEY MAYBE A FOUR WHEELER TOO.
The title is somewhat misleading. I thought Britney would be on her hands and knees acting like a fat pig.
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