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Britney Gets Down on All Fours

5/17/2008 6:50 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Britney Spear's Costa Rican sanity retreat with Captain Apocalypto included a close-to-home activity for the recovering popwreck -- a beachside joyride on a bad ass fourwheeler. Como se dice yee haw, y'all??


Lucky for the paps on the beach, she's a better driver on sand than she is on pavement.

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zmt    

I think that Krishna's first name must be Harry.

2259 days ago
32.

Mr. Hat    

Did someone mention my name?

2259 days ago
33.

Mr. Hat    

Ignore Krishna and she'll tire of her game.

2259 days ago
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yer mom's soo effin hot!!    

Krishna is not a 'she'. Krishna is a 'jealous-he'.

2259 days ago
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sandykay    

Brit looks like she is having a great time on the beach, It's always good to get away for a while.

2259 days ago
36.

Twinker    

The best thing about 9-11 is that the airports banned those Krishna freaks, for the most part.

2259 days ago
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Krishna    

I LOVE IT...GIMME ME MORE

2259 days ago
38.

zmt    

How to be a creative genius like Krishna:

Simply replace the words "blah blah blah" with some words selected at random from the dictionary, and intersperse the word BRITNEY from time to time along with words that are generally considered to be insults. These also can be placed at random in the text. For example ...

blah blah blah BRITNEY blah blah blah SKANK blah blah blah PISS blah blah blah 69 blah blah blah MAGGOTS blah blah blah SCAB blah blah blah TART blah blah blah PIG blah blah blah TRAMP blah blah blah PIMP blah blah blah NAZI blah blah blah ... etc.

You'll be the life of the TMZ party, and you'll make regular posters like Kelli crack up with laughter.

2259 days ago
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zmt    

PS: and make sure to post in all caps!

2259 days ago
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Krishna    

I WOULD LOVE TO WASTE MORE TIME ON YOU KUMQUOTS BUT BRITNEY NEEDS ME....GIMME MORE. DIDN'T SHE SAY TO GIVE HER MORE OR WAS SHE TALKING ABOUT HEAD? OOPS ...I DID IT AGAIN (MY BAD)

2259 days ago
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Krishna    

I TYPE IS CAPS BECAUSE BRIT LIKES IT BIG....GIMME MORE

2259 days ago
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zmt    

51. I WOULD LOVE TO WASTE MORE TIME ON YOU KUMQUOTS BUT BRITNEY NEEDS ME....GIMME MORE. DIDN'T SHE SAY TO GIVE HER MORE OR WAS SHE TALKING ABOUT HEAD? OOPS ...I DID IT AGAIN (MY BAD)

Posted at 4:00PM on May 17th 2008 by Krishna

I rest my case.

2259 days ago
43.

zmt    

BRITNEY NEEDS ME BUT HARVEY NEDS ME MORE. I LOVE HIM ON MY KNEES ...I DID IT AGAIN

2259 days ago
44.

Krishna    

Krishna speaks the truth. Slut-ney messed up her own image

2259 days ago
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Krishna    

keep briney from harvey...she thinks a harvey walk banger is another position.

2259 days ago
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