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Britney Gets Down on All Fours

5/17/2008 6:50 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Britney Spear's Costa Rican sanity retreat with Captain Apocalypto included a close-to-home activity for the recovering popwreck -- a beachside joyride on a bad ass fourwheeler. Como se dice yee haw, y'all??


Lucky for the paps on the beach, she's a better driver on sand than she is on pavement.

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61.

zmt    

GO AWAY HOLLYWOOD AND MEL....NO ONE BELONGS HERE EXCEPT ME....THIS IS MY FORUM...BRITNEY IS A SKANK ...HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME. I LOVE IT!


2320 days ago
62.

zmt    

BRIT IS A SKANK....BRIT IS A SKANK....BRIT IS A SKANK....BRIT IS A SKANK....METH HIGH....BRIT IS A SKANK....METH METH METH...SKANK SKANK SKANK....I AM SO CLEVER ...OOPS I DID IT AGAIN

2320 days ago
63.

Krishna    

BRIT HAS A CUTE FACE & SMILE BUT NEEDS LITTLE LITTER

2320 days ago
64.

zmt    

SHUT UP IMPOSTER....YOU ARE A BRITNEY LOVER....I AM INFINITLY MORE CLEVER THEN YOU ...HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME. I LOVE IT!

2320 days ago
65.

Krishna    

THANK YOU FOR YOUR NEED TO PRETEND TO BE ME. I LOVE IT. HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME

2320 days ago
66.

zmt    

I MEAN BUT NEEDS A LITTER LITTLE

2320 days ago
67.

zmt    

WAIT....I MEAN A LITTLE LITTER

2320 days ago
68.

zmt    

I DONT NEED TO BE YOU....YOU NEED TO BE ME....YOU ARE PATHITIC ...HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME

2320 days ago
69.

Mr. Hat    

I secretly love Britney.
That's why 'm so obsessed.

2320 days ago
70.

zmt    

I DONT NEED ANY IMPOSTER. I CAN GET OFF ON MYSELF. I LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND PRETEND IM THE SKANK TART BRITNEY. I LOVE IT. HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME

2320 days ago
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Mr. Hat    

BRITNEY IS FAB!!!!!!!!!!
LOVE HER TO PIECES.

OOPS I DID IT AGAIN.

2320 days ago
72.

zmt    

I secretly hate myself.
That's why I'm so obsessed.

2320 days ago
73.

Mr. Hat    

STOP IMPOSTERING ME!!!!!!
I'M UNIQUE. NO ONE IS AS SMART AS ME, EXCEPT MAYBE MY IDOL, BRIT.

OOPS. I DID IT AGAIN.

2320 days ago
74.

Mr. Hat    

WAHHHHHH!
STOP IT NOW, STOP IT.
I'M THE ONLY KRISHNA AND YOU ALL KNOW IT.

2320 days ago
75.

zmt    

IT SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN BRITNEY SPEARS WHO BECAME THE FAMOUS POP TART. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN KRISHNA. I DESERVE TO BE NUMBER ONE. NOT THAT SKANK PIG BRITNEY. I AM THE ONE WHO EVERYONE SHOULD WORSHIP. SOME DAY I WILL RULE YOU. I WILL BE YOUR MASTER! YOU WILL ALL GROVEL AT MY FEET AND I WILL LAUGH. I LOVE IT. HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME

2320 days ago
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