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Britney Gets Down on All Fours

5/17/2008 6:50 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Britney Spear's Costa Rican sanity retreat with Captain Apocalypto included a close-to-home activity for the recovering popwreck -- a beachside joyride on a bad ass fourwheeler. Como se dice yee haw, y'all??


Lucky for the paps on the beach, she's a better driver on sand than she is on pavement.

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76.

Mr. Hat    

NO FAIR, NO FAIR.
YOU SPOILED MY FUN.
I HATE YOU ALL.

2260 days ago
77.

zmt    

NOW I'M GOING TO HOLD MY BREATH AND TURN BLUE. THEN I'M GOING TO TELL MY MOMMY ON YOU. HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME

2260 days ago
78.

Mr. Hat    

NOW I'LL HAVE TO GO BACK TO MY OLD LIFE
OF JUST LISTENING TO THE BRITSTER'S SONGS.
MY LUST FOR FAME IS ONLY EQUAL TO MY OWN UGLINESS INSIDE AND OUTSIDE.
I HATE MYSELF.

2260 days ago
79.

zmt    

STOP MOCKING ME! THIS IS ABOUT BRITNEY NOT ABOUT ME! YOU PEOPLE ALL LOVE THAT SICK SKANK ...OOPS I DID IT AGAIN.

2260 days ago
80.

Mr. Hat    

YOU ALL ENVY ME BECAUSE I'M SO INTELLIGENT.
IF YOU COULD SEE MY BEAUTY IN PERSON YOU WOULD TURN GREEN.
I LOOK GREAT IN A BIKINI AND I LOVE IN AND OUT BURGERS
I HATE KEVIN AND I HATE ALL OF YOU.

2260 days ago
81.

zmt    

I WANT TO GO BACK TO MY OLD LIFE BUT NOW I REMEMBER THAT I NEVER HAD A LIFE. WAAAAAAA!

2260 days ago
82.

yer mom's soo effin hot!!    

when she was begging for help, did she call for krishna?

2260 days ago
83.

zmt    

AT LEAST MY INFLATABLE SHEEP LOVES ME ...OOPS I DID IT AGAIN

2260 days ago
84.

Mr. Hat    

I SAID STOP MOCKING ME.
I'LL HAVE TO STAMP MY FEET.

2260 days ago
85.

Mr. Hat    

I'M JUST MAD I DIDN'T GET INVITED TO THE JUNIOR PROM EVEN THOUGH I SLEPT WITH THE FOOTBALL TEAM.
OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN.

2260 days ago
86.

Mr. Hat    

PLEASE STOP.
I'M BI-POLAR AND I NEED THE ATTENTION.

2260 days ago
87.

Studly    

i'm sure she did.

2260 days ago
88.

Mr. Hat    

I'VE TURNED OVER A NEW LEAF. I'LL ONLY SAY NICE THINGS FROM
NOW ON. IF SOMEONE POSTS SOMETHING MEAN UNDER MY NAME YOU KNOW IT IS AN IMPOSTER.

2260 days ago
89.

zmt    

I'M A MAN AND I HATE BRITNEY BECAUSE THERE WAS A GIRL LIKE HER THAT I LOVED IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I NEVER HAD ENOUGH NERVE TO TALK TO HER OR ANY OTHER GIRLS BUT FINALLY I FORCED MYSELF TO ASK HER OUT. BUT SHE LAUGHED AT ME AND TOLD ME THAT I WAS A WIMP.
I HATE GIRLS LIKE BRITNEY....POPULAR CUTE GIRLS THAT GET ALL THE ATTENTION AND WHO WOULD RATHER BE WITH DUMB JOCKS THAN A SENSITIVE GUY WHO TRULY CARES ABOUT HER.
GIRLS LIKE BRITNEY THINK THEY ARE BETTER THAN ME BUT THEY ARE JUST SKANK PIGS. I WANT TO SEE BRITNEY CRASH AND BURN AND I WILL LOVE IT. I WILL CUT HER DOWN TO HER SIZE AND SHE WILL REGRET EVER LAUGHING AT ME.
SHE WILL BEG FOR MY FORGIVENESS.

2260 days ago
90.

Mr. Hat    

SEE, THAT WAS AN IMPOSTER.
I DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT ANYMORE.

2260 days ago
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