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Britney Gets Down on All Fours

5/17/2008 6:50 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Britney Spear's Costa Rican sanity retreat with Captain Apocalypto included a close-to-home activity for the recovering popwreck -- a beachside joyride on a bad ass fourwheeler. Como se dice yee haw, y'all??


Lucky for the paps on the beach, she's a better driver on sand than she is on pavement.

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91.

Mr. Hat    

WHENEVER I'M FEELING SAD I JUST LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND I'M MY HAPPY SELF AGAIN.

2320 days ago
92.

zmt    

I LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND WHEN I SEE MY HAPPY SELF I THINK OF MY BELOVED INFLATABLE SHEEP. SEE I HAVE TURNED OVER A NEW LEAF AND NOW I AM ONLY MAKING HAPPY STATEMENTS ABOUT THINGS I LOVE. I LOVE ALL OF YOU. I AM SO SORRY THAT I OFFENDED YOU. IF ANY OF YOU HAVE ANY INFLATABLE ANIMALS, I WILL LOVE THEM ALSO. FLOWERS ARE SO PRETTY. BRITNEY IS SWEET AND I AM SO SORRY THAT I SAID OFFENSIVE THINGS ABOUT HER. IT'S SPRINGTIME AND THE BIRDIES ARE SINGING. DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY INFLATABLE BIRDIES?

2320 days ago
93.

yer mom's soo effin hot!!    

scheiß deutsches gesindel. bleibt zuhause in eurem nazi kaff! ihr verpestet die luft.

2320 days ago
94.

zmt    

WHENEVER I FEEL AFRAID
I HOLD MY HEAD ERECT
AND WHISTLE A HAPPY TUNE
SO NO ONE WILL SUSPECT
I'M AFRAID.

WHILE SHIVERING IN MY SHOES
I STRIKE A CARELESS POSE
AND WHISTLE A HAPPY TUNE
AND NO ONE EVER KNOWS I'M AFRAID.

THE RESULT OF THIS DECEPTION
IS VERY STRANGE TO TELL
FOR WHEN I FOOL THE PEOPLE I FEAR
I FOOL MYSELF AS WELL!
I WHISTLE A HAPPY TUNE
AND EV'RY SINGLE TIME
THE HAPPINESS IN THE TUNE
CONVINCES ME THAT I'M NOT AFRAID.
MAKE BELIEVE YOU'RE BRAVE
AND THE TRICK WILL TAKE YOU FAR.
YOU MAY BE AS BRAVE
AS YOU MAKE BELIEVE YOU ARE

YOU MAY BE AS BRAVE
AS YOU MAKE BELIEVE YOU ARE!

2320 days ago
95.

zmt    

LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL AND SPRING IS HERE AND LOVE IS EVERYWHERE IN THE AIR AND I AM A LIGHTHEARTED HAPPY GUY. I AM ESPECIALLY HAPPY BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO ALMOST COMPLETELY MONOPOLIZE THIS DISCUSSION. AS LONG AS I'M THE CENTER OF EVERYONE'S ATTENTION, MY WORLD IS A HAPPY, BEAUTIFUL PLACE.

2320 days ago
96.

Mr. Hat    

I know Deborak Kerr and Krishna, you're no Deborah Kerr.

2320 days ago
97.

zmt    

SHUT UP YOU IMPOSTER OR YOU IMPOSTERS! BRIT IS A PIG! BRIT IS A SKANK! I HATE BRIT! SHE IS A POP TART PIG SKANK METH ADDICT SCAB ...OOPS I DID IT AGAIN

2320 days ago
98.

Mr. Hat    

I SAID JUST SHUT UP YOU IMPOSTERS. THERE IS ONLY ONE SKANKY ME.

2320 days ago
99.

Mr. Hat    

I'M REALLY ONE OF BRIT'S OTHER PERSONALITIES AND YOU CAN SEE I CALL MYSELF NAMES.
I HATE MYSELF.
THE IMPOSTERS ARE SOME OTHER OF HER PERSONALITIES GANGING UP ON ME.
OOPS, WE ALL DID IT AGAIN.

2320 days ago
100.

TMZhires13yearolds    

Oh brother, any story remotely involving a dog warrants a headline with "bitch" in it. Now I see any story with a recreational vehicle is going to declare "down on all fours". Get out the trusty dictionary and look up the word "originality". You wear these phrases out until they're nothing but annoying. But then, I think that's what you're going for, isn't it?

2320 days ago
101.

TMZhires13yearolds    

Why are there paps on the beach? Isn't this private property?

2320 days ago
102.

TMZhires13yearolds    

In regard to this Krishna, don't feed the trolls!

2320 days ago
103.

KillJoy    

And you people are stupid.

2320 days ago
104.

zmt    

DON'T CALL ME A TROLL! THAT'S WHAT THAT GIRL IN HIGH SHOOL CALLED ME. SHE IS LIKE BRITNEY. I HATE HER AND I HATE BRITNEY. SHE IS FAMOUS AND I AM A NOBODY. BRIT IS A SKANK PIG WHORE TART SKANK. ALSO, I HATE BRITNEY. DID I MENTION THAT I HATE BRITNEY? ...OOPS I DID IT AGAIN

2320 days ago
105.

Bubblebunny    

Be careful, Britney ! Have fun, Honey !

2320 days ago
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