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Suri Cruise: Double Fisting

5/17/2008 3:32 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Suri Cruise is all growed up. The two-year-old has had a very public battle with breaking her grip from the bottle. Any addict knows you can't quit cold turkey, so mama Kate is helping Suri ween herself off the bottle and graduate to the big girls' "sippy cup" club.

According to Us, pediatricians say parents should replace the baby bottle with a sippy cup no later than 18 months. Suri Cruise is two years old, but when TomKat are your parents, the "rules" don't apply.

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Hef's main girl Holly Madison will screen the videos to determine who will fly to L.A. for a photo test. In one of the non-nude (sorry) video submissions, a girl in a tiny red bikini said she would be the perfect pick because she loves getting naked. That's already obvious.

Simpson Ties Up Wentz

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz's wedding is said to be imminent. The tents are up and Pete went out on the town for one last night as a free man with his dad and future father-in-law.

Like her lip synching, Ashlee's wedding is the worst kept secret in Hollywood. Simpson and her rep refuse to confirm or deny the impending nuptials, but all signs point to a wedding celebration. Last night Jessica hosted a rehearsal dinner at her home and even flew in her "boyfriend", Tony Romo, to be her date at the big affair according to Us.


Party Favors: Shar Jackson Still Livin' Large ... Grey's Doctor Is a New Mom ... Jason Giambi's Panty Power

While her ex K-Fed gets some more time to himself and his ex's ex Britney four-wheelin' with Mad Mel, we hear that Shar Jackson isn't exactly laying low: She was snapped at the grand opening of Simon at Palms, the newest culinary temple from chef Kerry Simon, now taking up residence at Palms Place in Vegas ... Brooke Smith is trading in her scrubs for spit-up stained t-shirts after adopting a baby from Ethiopia. This is the second child for the "Grey's Anatomy" star, had been thinking about going all Angelina and adopting a child for a while now (via People). ... Embattled Yankee Jason Giambi is in need of a boost. The NY Daily News reports when the slugger needs help smacking those balls, he dons a lucky golden thong. The thong has a reputation of success and has even been worn by fellow teammates, Derek Jeter and Johnny Damon.

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Liz    

The Yankee's share a golden thong?! That is a little kinky!

2264 days ago
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pattypooh    

Suri's "pubic" battle - isn't that a little too personal!!! SPELL CHECK alone does not make a writer!

2264 days ago
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Chantal    

"double fisting"? how idiotic...someone at tmz hasn't taken their meds yet....boorish pigs...

2264 days ago
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Sillyme    

Quit using filthy language in connection with a child. Shame shame shame!

2264 days ago
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uallsuck    

Too funny you talk about d-listers getting on mag covers, your stupidity puts them there!!! You try to make stars out of nobodies. Ashlee and Pete are nothing but clowns, who cares if they get married??? ONLY PEOPLE WITH NO LIFE DO!~!! They are nobodies , but see you want them to be something they never will be. Since the new law in California passed they can now get married. Trailer park trash!

2264 days ago
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dreamer    

Is that King Tut's mummy? No...it's Hugh Hefner. Whoa.

2264 days ago
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Kat    

If they want her to still have the bottle, then that is their business. Not having a so-called "sippy cup" isn't a law written in stone. I am sick of the liberal media telling people how to live their lives. F-off.

2264 days ago
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Kat    

Rules? I am going to raise my child, the way that I think is best. I am not going to follow the "rule book" every time I need to make a decision. I am going to decide what is best for my child what common sense allows.

2264 days ago
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my3cent$    

Suri Cruise: Double Fisting

That is disgusting, TMZ. How does such a crude thought even pop into your heads when it comes to kids? And, you actually think you're being funny and clever. You people in that office have serious issues.

2264 days ago
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MeMyself&I    

Suri Cruise: Leave her alone! (And hire a copy editor)
Hef: Ick!
Golden Thong(?!?): Eeewwwwww!
Brook Smith: Aaawwww, sweet. But why does that make her "all Angelina"? LOTS of people choose international adoption.

2264 days ago
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miz bella    

lmao a baby gives up a bottle between 18mths & sometimes 3 years old....watz next tmz? u want Suri to potty train b4 she turns 3???? pick some better news...thanx

2264 days ago
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Sillyme    

Most men and Tony are afraid of mouth-breather Jess because she likes "pass-out chokey-erotic xtreme kinky bedroom games" not that her feeble brain can spare any more time without oxygen.

2264 days ago
13.

loski    

Katie and Tom suck as parents
My grandaughter is 7 monthes old and is off the bottle and on the cup. Her older brother was the same at that age.
But I guess it's hard to concentrate on being a parent when you travel to a differant country every week. Nice stable home life......ARE YOU LISTENING BRAD AND ANGELINA???? Pick a house and stay there!!!

2263 days ago
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Baseball Junkie    

As ifa golden thong wasn't bad enough, he shares it? That is just gross. Even if they wash it in between and a lot of athletes refuse to wash their lucky hats or socks or whatever because they're afraid they'll wash away the luck. Sharing underwear is disgusting. Maybe that's why the Yankees are at the bottom of the division.

Go Sox

2263 days ago
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sharon    

Here is the Reality: At 20, 40, or 50, it won't matter how long she took the bottle. It won't in first grade! Give it a rest.

2263 days ago
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