Hillary Clinton -- Thigh Master

5/19/2008 1:24 PM PDT
Hillary Clinton is finally a head -- on a dude's thigh.

Luis Salgado has problems on several counts. First -- highly doubtful he has a Prez on his body. Second, the double-chin action looks more Linda Trippy than Hillary.

The good news -- looks like Dr. Tattoff may get another client.