When the International Male Catalog Attacks!

5/19/2008 8:25 PM PDT
Criss Angel and "American Gladiator" Wolf battled it out for douchebag outfit of the night at the Academy of Country Music Awards on Sunday.

Criss' women's fedora, sleeveless leather vest and ill-fitting jeans are accented beautifully by his guido jewelry. While Wolf's crushed velvet, sleeveless, double-breasted vampire coat dress thing and bootcut denim combo bring out the highlights in his fried, over-processed weave.

There is clearly no winner here.