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Criss Angel and "American Gladiator" Wolf battled it out for douchebag outfit of the night at the Academy of Country Music Awards on Sunday.

Criss' women's fedora, sleeveless leather vest and ill-fitting jeans are accented beautifully by his guido jewelry. While Wolf's crushed velvet, sleeveless, double-breasted vampire coat dress thing and bootcut denim combo bring out the highlights in his fried, over-processed weave.

There is clearly no winner here.

Tags: Criss Angel, CrissAngel, Wolf

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1. WHAT A FRICKEN JOKE.THEY SURE AREN'T DIRK DIGGLER WHO IS ACTUALLY JOHN HOLMES.

Posted at 4:36PM on May 19th 2008 by i love seymor butts

2. Wolf, aka Hollywood Don Yates doesnt have a weave.... thats his real hair.

Posted at 4:36PM on May 19th 2008 by Joe

3. Look like a couple of F*gs.

Posted at 4:39PM on May 19th 2008 by Hush Boy

4. Didn't their Momma teach them how to dress?.......LOSERS!!!!!!

Posted at 4:38PM on May 19th 2008 by HOW DO I LOOK?

5. WTF

Posted at 4:41PM on May 19th 2008 by sane

6. Didn't their Momma teach them how to dress?...........LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:42PM on May 19th 2008 by HOW DO I LOOK?

7. So, they roll out the "orange" carpet at the Country Music Awards?

Posted at 4:43PM on May 19th 2008 by Dallas

8. I WOULD WEAR A BODY CONDOM AROUND THOSE TWO MALE SKANKS

Posted at 4:48PM on May 19th 2008 by Krishna

9. They are both stupid douchebag F*gs with sh*t for brains.







Posted at 4:48PM on May 19th 2008 by Shemp

10. While I don't think what he's wearing is fit for a... ahem... awards shop, I do LOVE what Wolf is wearing.

Posted at 4:49PM on May 19th 2008 by Popsmart

11. I'd like to break both their necks, like twigs.




Posted at 4:52PM on May 19th 2008 by Karl

12. It's a douche bag TIE!!!

Posted at 4:56PM on May 19th 2008 by do we care???

13. dirk
i just realized i blew your alter ego,sorry just got excited to be talking to the real"dirk diggler":)
can you imagine what toby keith and the good old boys thought of these two fools.

Posted at 4:59PM on May 19th 2008 by i love seymore butts

14. this is the funniest *-ish i've seen/ read all day!!!!! LOL

Posted at 5:01PM on May 19th 2008 by trace

15. Angels 15 minutes must surley be up soon. Cirque du Solei should rethink their deal with him beofre they end up with their magic show being a failure and tarnishing their good name.

Posted at 5:08PM on May 19th 2008 by MW

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