Simon's Self-Loathing

5/20/2008 9:00 AM PDT
Simon Cowell had to go face-to-face with his meanness, courtesy of a biting interview. So you think Morley Safer did the interview? No. Charlie Gibson? Nope. Ellen DeGeneres? Ding, ding, ding!

Simon thinks David will win -- Cook. The show airs today. Check local listings.