Madonna: Like an Orthopedic Dominatrix

Madonna knows there is nothing like a pair of therapeutic leather gloves and above-the-knee leather S&M boots to give a music icon all the funky joint support she needs as she readies for a world tour.
Madonna
The ageless Queen of Pop got situated in the back of her car after leaving a restaurant in Cannes on Tuesday.

This is what it feels like for a nearly 50-year-old girl.



Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Madonna

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1. she's still hot

Posted at 1:34PM on May 21st 2008 by Rich

2. Is she still with her husband? They're never photographed together.

Posted at 1:37PM on May 21st 2008 by Dottie

3. Goth clubs don't allow 50 year olds.

Posted at 1:38PM on May 21st 2008 by CoolGirl2008

4. She might be wearing the gloves to hide her aging hands. Give it up old girl and start acting/dressing your age.

There is nothing worse than seeing an old broad try to look and act like a teenager .... then again, most teens that I know don't show as much skin or wear this type of drag.

Posted at 1:38PM on May 21st 2008 by Face it - she is old!

5. Madonna "Hard Candy" Copyright Infringement (Part 1)

http://www.judiciaryreport.com/madonna-hard-candy-infringements.htm

Posted at 1:39PM on May 21st 2008 by tjr

6. She's always been like this.

Posted at 1:40PM on May 21st 2008 by Victoria

7. YUMMY!!!

Posted at 1:40PM on May 21st 2008 by JON

8. SHE HAS THE MONEY AND TIME TO GET THOSE ROOTS DONE.

IT'S JUST TACKY LOOKING. IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE FAKE BLONDE - KEEP IT UP!!

Posted at 1:43PM on May 21st 2008 by Get rid of those dark roots

9. GROSS.

Posted at 1:45PM on May 21st 2008 by Mikey

10. Harvey, you old queen, exactly how do you know it feels to be a 50-year-old GIRL?

I'm just sayin'.......

Posted at 1:46PM on May 21st 2008 by Tarnished Angel

11. Her head looks like its been photo shopped onto that body. She looks naasst-eh

Posted at 1:48PM on May 21st 2008 by weR138

12. ANYONE WHO LOOKS THAT GOOD AT 50+ CAN DRESS ANY WAY SHE WANTS! ALL YOU HATERS SHOULD LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND YOU WILL SEE WHY YOU CAN'T PULL IT OFF!!! UGLY BITCHES!

Posted at 1:51PM on May 21st 2008 by YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS

13. This photo proves it ... she is appearing less 'with it' and more 'desperate'. Age gracefully. Take the money and relax. Here's an idea - get rid of the stylist you pay to keep your daughter looking trendy, do it yourself, and donate that money to charity.

Posted at 1:51PM on May 21st 2008 by Tired and Ready for A Nap

14. TMZ - come on, aging is a normal and expected part of life. By these belittling comments you, in a subtle yet substantial way, infer that youth is ultimately important and tied to beauty. Do you write this type of demeaning stuff about your executives in your inter-office memorandums.... probably not, while most see the frivolity for what it is (silliness); ultimately you are pandering to those you have, through tools you have at your disposal, determined are your target audience. Pooh on you - show some grace at the very least - these people are your bread and butter, remember that before they crack you over the head with a lawsuit.

Posted at 1:52PM on May 21st 2008 by Clinicallyspeaking

15. Is this outfit she will be wearing for her Childrens Books Series signing Tour?

How creepy she is. She doesnt know if shes a boy toy or a Mommy. Must have had something to do with her childhood in Michigan and the loss of a parent at a young age. The Poor thing. Proves money cant buy you love nor peace of mind.

She's confused as who she is, even at this age and stage of life.

Posted at 1:54PM on May 21st 2008 by Clown

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