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5/22/2008 3:05 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
David Cook Can Sit on Seacrest's Face

It's a good thing David Archuleta didn't win "Idol" last night -- because how on earth would he have driven this beast!

Ultra Motorcycle Co. of Temecula, Calif. made this custom chopper for "Idol's" winner. Even though David Cook might want to use the vehicle to get as far away from "AI" as possible, he'll have the judges along for the ride -- their mugs are painted all over the back of the bike. (Sorry, but that drawing of Randy? A little pitchy, dog.)

And that itch in his crotch? Could be his predecessors on the "Idol" throne -- that includes Fantasia and Taylor Whatshisname -- are painted right on the gas tank.

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TMZhires13yearolds:  1362 days ago

I'm worried about you, TMZ. Whatever will you find to write about now that Britney's behaving, Paris and Lindsey are yesterday's news, and AI and DWTS are over? Nah, I lied......I'm not worried, I'm delighted.

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debpa:  1362 days ago

That thing is gay. I'd put it on eBay and dump it.

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Mz. D:  1362 days ago

Hey TMZ....my boss bought coffee for the office this morning.

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writergal:  1362 days ago

2 taylor shots in one day.....

man, you people must be jealous -- you think about him soooooooooooooooooooo much!

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Mrs.Pitt:  1362 days ago

Going to the highest bidder! And if David what'shisname had won the bike, his daddy would be riding it already.

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fever:  1362 days ago

Randy looks like a cross between Penn Jillet & Tom Arnold, I would just redesign the bike how i like.

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fever:  1362 days ago

Randy looks like a cross between Penn Jillet & Tom Arnold, I would just redesign the bike how i like.

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Star:  1362 days ago

THAT DOESNT LOOK LIKE RANDY ONE BIT... MAYBE ITS BETTER THAT WAY LOL

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dee:  1362 days ago

That's one tacky looking bike!

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CoolGirl2008:  1362 days ago

It's a Dorkcycle!

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hell with them all:  1362 days ago

I would not get on that bike if you paid me a million. What is with the gay guitar. The show is not a rock/musican show. It is for the want to be singers who never paid their damn dues in any music field. damn help us the one out there trying to make it in the business and have been at it for years and years. You need to look other places and not on TV.

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Sharona:  1362 days ago

I would like that pic of Paula right there where my crotch was.

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tracey:  1362 days ago

That's cool, David can have it repainted and drive off into the sunset..

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Very Interesting:  1362 days ago

This bike is as gay as Clay Aiken and Ryan Seacrest combined!

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Dave:  1362 days ago

The body work looks REAL cheap. You would think since the bike was going to get so much attention they would have done a better looking job. Everybody THINKS they can build a bike.

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