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David Cook Can Sit on Seacrest's Face

Posted May 22nd 2008 2:05PM by TMZ Staff

It's a good thing David Archuleta didn't win "Idol" last night -- because how on earth would he have driven this beast!

Ultra Motorcycle Co. of Temecula, Calif. made this custom chopper for "Idol's" winner. Even though David Cook might want to use the vehicle to get as far away from "AI" as possible, he'll have the judges along for the ride -- their mugs are painted all over the back of the bike. (Sorry, but that drawing of Randy? A little pitchy, dog.)

And that itch in his crotch? Could be his predecessors on the "Idol" throne -- that includes Fantasia and Taylor Whatshisname -- are painted right on the gas tank.

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Tags: American Idol, AmericanIdol, Custom Motorcycle, CustomMotorcycle, David Cook, DavidCook, Winner American Idol, WinnerAmericanIdol

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1. I'm worried about you, TMZ. Whatever will you find to write about now that Britney's behaving, Paris and Lindsey are yesterday's news, and AI and DWTS are over? Nah, I lied......I'm not worried, I'm delighted.

Posted at 2:15PM on May 22nd 2008 by TMZhires13yearolds

2. Hey TMZ....my boss bought coffee for the office this morning.

Posted at 2:17PM on May 22nd 2008 by Bored at work

3. That thing is gay. I'd put it on eBay and dump it.

Posted at 2:18PM on May 22nd 2008 by deb

4. 2 taylor shots in one day.....

man, you people must be jealous -- you think about him soooooooooooooooooooo much!

Posted at 2:21PM on May 22nd 2008 by writergal

5. Going to the highest bidder! And if David what'shisname had won the bike, his daddy would be riding it already.

Posted at 2:22PM on May 22nd 2008 by Mrs. Cowell

6. THAT DOESNT LOOK LIKE RANDY ONE BIT... MAYBE ITS BETTER THAT WAY LOL

Posted at 2:44PM on May 22nd 2008 by Star

7. That's one tacky looking bike!

Posted at 2:47PM on May 22nd 2008 by No way

8. It's a Dorkcycle!

Posted at 2:51PM on May 22nd 2008 by CoolGirl2008

9. I would not get on that bike if you paid me a million. What is with the gay guitar. The show is not a rock/musican show. It is for the want to be singers who never paid their damn dues in any music field. damn help us the one out there trying to make it in the business and have been at it for years and years. You need to look other places and not on TV.

Posted at 3:13PM on May 22nd 2008 by I give a Damm

10. I would like that pic of Paula right there where my crotch was.

Posted at 3:14PM on May 22nd 2008 by CookUSuk

11. That's cool, David can have it repainted and drive off into the sunset..

Posted at 3:25PM on May 22nd 2008 by tracey

12. This bike is as gay as Clay Aiken and Ryan Seacrest combined!

Posted at 3:27PM on May 22nd 2008 by An honest opinion!

13. The body work looks REAL cheap. You would think since the bike was going to get so much attention they would have done a better looking job. Everybody THINKS they can build a bike.

Posted at 3:29PM on May 22nd 2008 by Quentin

14. That is a sad advertisement for Ultra motorcycles. Looks like crap.

Posted at 3:33PM on May 22nd 2008 by Mike

15. i thought ultra went out of buss yrs ago....that is the ugliest bike ever built. thats it,i'm not going on a-i if the the crap you win

Posted at 3:58PM on May 22nd 2008 by juscus

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