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Denise Doin' It for the Money? Yeah, Right

Denise Richards is crying poor, claiming that she has to pimp her kids on a reality show for the cash –- but Charlie Sheen's camp says that's a bunch of hooey.

They're telling the New York Post that Denise is getting a whopping $52,000 per month in child support – and tax-free at that – in addition to the $60K per month she got for two years in alimony. "Most people in America can figure out how to live on that, but Denise can't," says a pal.

And then there's the $25 million some say she could end up making from Sheen's show "Two and a Half Men."

Kelly Defense Gets Pissy with Witness


Having to ID your friend and niece on a sex tape is awkward at best, but four people at the R. Kelly trial did just that yesterday.

Prosecutors put Simha Jamison on the stand, and she said that she and the girl alleged to be on the sex tape were best friends for 10 years. Jamison also said that they visited Kelly's studio and b-ball court "dozens of times" from when they were twelve years old. The defense tried every which way to corner Jamison during her testimony, but girlfriend reportedly gave as good as she got.

The alleged victim's aunt and uncle also took the stand and positively ID'd her as well.

JR Calls Britney a "Master"


There are a lot of things you might call Britney Spears. "Master" is probably not one of them.

But music producer J.R. Rotem – former paramour of and current musical collaborator with BritBrit – says that's exactly what she is. "She's a lot more experienced than most people. She just has the 'it' factor that not every artist has," he gushes to People.

This is by way of saying that Spears is "in the experimental stages of a new album ... She's trying to find the sound and direction she wants to go in," according to a source.

Party Favors: Rue Givin' Crazazy Cats the Chop ... Xtina's E-Cup Madness ... Minka Says She's Not Jeter's Batgirl


Ageless sex kitten Rue McClanahan is used to having guys by the balls – and now she's got some feral cats in the same twist. She's been trapping strays in West Palm and having them spayed and neutered, reports the Palm Beach Post. Rue and Ed Asner will be starring in a Hallmark movie soon. ... Christina Aguilera tells Us that she has to wear an "E" cup bra. So we noticed. ... Minka Kelly's peeps tell the New York Post that she's not playing catch with Derek Jeter, even though it's the hot NYC rumor. That would be pretty much the only scoring any Yankee's doing these days.

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1. R Kelly, you are going down bro. Having sex and taping it with underaged gals is not only a no-no, but a guy like you could have had alot of women and you chose a little girls. Rot in jail you piece of garbage!!

Posted at 8:49AM on May 22nd 2008 by Lenn K.

2. Thank you, Rue, for helping those feral cats.

Posted at 8:51AM on May 22nd 2008 by Jayne

3. On the Veiw she said she gets to stay home and work not leaving her kids and rhey are the most important thing to her. The View should have started to show pics over her head on the screen of her off all the time vacationing with Richie Sambora. She dumped her kids and ran off with him. Yeah they seem real important.

Posted at 9:00AM on May 22nd 2008 by Me

4. Well, even if the witness is deemed a hostile witness for the prosocution. Doesn't matter. This girl just blew the case wide open.
Putting BOTH girls at Rkelly's places of interest. Even if the girl in the video says it's not R kelly. The procecution should easily be able to instruct the jurors, that this girl was 13, pissed on. And probably VERY embarrased (hence why no admitting it's her).

The mole excuse won't wash. Becuase those can be surgically removed. And if the mole wasnt' in the video. That could be lighting, distance of video, grainyness. ect ect.

Not saying r kelly did this. casue your innocent until guilty. But it's starting to look like a grey cloud is forning over his side of the court room.

Oh well.....i heard in prison you can hear high pitched tenors all the time....in the middle of the night after lock down 8)

Posted at 9:01AM on May 22nd 2008 by biggunsar

5. Denise Richards gets scarier by the minute. She's setting herself up to be the next Heather Mills.

Posted at 9:15AM on May 22nd 2008 by jon

6. Denise sucks.
Go Brit

Posted at 9:23AM on May 22nd 2008 by sandykay

7. Denise hade made millions over the past few years and currently has a tax free income of over $52,000 a month and she's crying poor???

Give me $52,000 a year and I'll be one happy guy.

Posted at 9:33AM on May 22nd 2008 by TLT

8. Denise Richards is driven by greed and fueled by drugs and alcohol. She's not St. Theresa. In fact, from what I've heard, she's just cold and demanding. Too bad she is such a train wreck. I feel sorry for her.

Posted at 9:43AM on May 22nd 2008 by thrasherbetty

9. Denise Richards makes me want to puke! Sorry sister, I WON'T be watching your show!!!

Posted at 9:44AM on May 22nd 2008 by ChanelShades

10. Steinbrenner should never have fired Torre. Yankees new manager just doesn't get the best out of his players. I don't like the Yankees and I'm happy we're so far ahead of them but they are really better than the standings show.

Good for Rue. Far too many people dare too selfish to get their pets fixed. Then they abandon the kittens and puppies because they can't be bothered to take care of them either. Too many animals have to be put down because the shelters can't hold them and their owners can't be bothered. It's disgusting.

Denise Richards is a disgusting, money-grubbing bitch. Why can't these people learn to live within their means. I don't have anywhere near her kind of money and I manage just fine. Love that photo of her, TMZ. She looks like the piece of trash she is.

Go Sox

Posted at 9:54AM on May 22nd 2008 by Baseball Junkie

11. Doesn't Jeter have herpes?

Posted at 10:02AM on May 22nd 2008 by Biff Henderson

12. I hope they put that child molesting, CHESTER under the prison! But honestly, I hope he's in population so he can find out what it's like to be pissed on. He's a lowlife who should NEVER see the light of day again. If he could marry a 15 y/o *Singer Aaliyah*, there's no doubt in my mind he did this as well. I saw pieces of the video and I KNOW it's him.

Posted at 10:12AM on May 22nd 2008 by DawgsChick678

13. Rue McC...a heroine. Charlie Sheen, a total skunk/slimeball.

Posted at 10:15AM on May 22nd 2008 by littlekaren

14. If Denise lived like a normal person, that would be more than enough money. But for some reason, this poor delusional soul still thinks she's a celebrity and wants to live like one. News flash, you were only a celebrity when you were married to Charlie Sheen. And you got another 15 minutes of fame for dating Heather's leftovers but it's over lady.

Posted at 10:17AM on May 22nd 2008 by Mel

15. Mel, I could not have said it better..............however, Denise is no lady! Ladies don't act like Denise Richards!

Posted at 10:39AM on May 22nd 2008 by Dallas

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