Blubbering Nick Hogan Behind Bars

5/23/2008 1:20 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Law enforcement has given us tapes of phone calls between Nick Hogan and mommy dearest, and Nick is a mess.

After complaining that his cell is "like half the size of my bathroom" and that he's going crazy, Linda suggests ways he can pass the time. Anyone ever play 18 ways to make a bed?

There are lots more conversations we'll be posting today.