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Denise -- Charlie's Tadpoles "Tranny-Infested"

5/23/2008 8:05 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen are both wonderful parents, Scene 76: Denise blabs to the tabs about Charlie's "prostitute-tranny-infested" sperm.

Mama D just couldn't leave well enough alone after appearing on every talk show known to humankind, claiming in the New York Post that Sheen sends her rage-filled texts, like: "I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you ****** whore." (Denise's mom died of cancer.)

And then, this, about those supposedly faked emails: "I don't want Charlie's prostitute-tranny-infested sperm ... I am so over him. He's disgusting." Charlie's rep says they'll confirm the email's provenance with "computer DNA."

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Jenna wed Brad Armstrong and Jay Grdina previously.

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Not that you wanted to consider Oprah Winfrey's gastric and colonic health first thing in the morning but the talk empress says she's going to do a 21-day cleanse, with no animal products, caffeine, sugar, gluten, and alcohol.

As People reports, Winfrey will keep a blog about her detox cleanse, which she says was inspired by Kathy Freston's book "Quantum Wellness" and Canadian inspirational speaker Eckhart Tolle. "Don't know if I'm going to feel better or worse, but I'm willing to try to see if my body at least feels differently," she writes.

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rosie    

Oprah is ridiculous. She just doesn't get it. Once again, diets don't work. You are what you eat and if you lead an in active life you get fat. Plain and simple. I have watched her go up and down the scales in the past and it is obvious she just doesn not get that exercise is part of the lifestyle to weight management along with sensible eating. She has her so called Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz and says how they make sense yet she herself makes no sense whatsoever. Will the day ever come when we are finally given television programming with out Ms. Winfrey?

2162 days ago
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Another stupid story by TMZ's uneducated chimpanzees    

According to Desise Richards, she "HAD" to do a reality TV series (pimping her 2 kids out & forcing them into a public life, to now be abused by the papparazzi) because "she was broke". That's absolutely hilarious, given that she was making $65,000 a month in alimony & $50,000 a month in child support. What a psychotic liar & MEGA BITCH.

Now, if we're to believe this delusional tw*t, her ex husbands seed is "tranny infected". Here's another great reason why I happily live somewhere not infected by the losers in hollywood. She may be beautiful, but she's also mentally erratic, delusional, psychotic and downright idiotic. Not to mention a crappy parent, who puts her self centered & arrogant wishes ahead of the needs of her kids. Charlie sheen may not be a prince, but he comes out shining like a rose when compared to this money grubbing, delusional & psychotically stupid gold-digger...

2162 days ago
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Something smells fishy...    

Eff Oprah's fat azz. If she'd lay off the food and get off her azz, she wouldn't have a weight problem. Try living on 30k a year or less--you'd lose weight without even trying.

As for Denise Richards, LMFAO @ "tranny-infested sperm." Ahh, the visuals. 'Bout time she wized up to Charlie boy. Too bad he took her best years from her, but don't we all feel like that after a failed relationship. As they say, "you lie down with dogs, you wake up with fleas."

2162 days ago
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patsy ramsey    

I LOVED DENISE IN WILD THINGS, BUT AS EVIDENCED IN THAT MOVIE SHE REALLY IS A DISHONEST CRIMINAL. NOW CHARLIE GOING TO TRANNIES MAKES HIM LOWCLASS TOO.

WHO IS TELLING THE TRUTH DAMMIT?? OR MAYBE THEY ARE BOTH LYING???

2162 days ago
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What Would Xmas Be Without Warrants Served In Annas Death    

Re: Denise The Demented: A whole lot of guys (including me) have dated - or married - a crazy bitch like this. (Luckily for me, it was only "dated.") You should try it if you haven't already - it's a real barrel of laughs. God's way of having a hearty chuckle - make 'em look like that, then make 'em act...like that.

2162 days ago
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bethinking    

Denise Richards is an idiot. By smearing Charlie Sheen she puts his show at risk. If people believe her they won't watch his show. That show puts food on her table for her and her kids. She has been living off that man for years. You don't bite the hand that feeds you. And she most resembles a tranny out of all the women he has dated. Such a dope.

2162 days ago
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Funny Answers    

Okay, Denise you have done enough to promote you blinken show on E. And remember all whom had done Reality shows on E fall off the map. Your getting carried away and you need to take the money from the program and take some classes. One, how to be a parent by putting them before yourself. Two: how to act like a human, instead of a horrible person you appear to be, and maybe you can learn promoting yourself on the back of others gets old fast. Your like a child who steals, lies and cheats and get the innocent face and says" It was not me, it was him" Stop this stupid game, stop promoting your show like your the injuried party: Your side of the story, please, you have a friends, and for a year you help her deal with her husband, talk her into to going to Vegas with you, help her decide to leave her husband, then you jump his bones. And your the injured party again. Charlie was a whore monger before you married him and you knew it. That is who he is and I lke him and his show. Now you want to say he has kooties, you had no problem screwing that man, having two kids with him and taking his money, so he can't be to bad, or were you drugged into the situation. Get a blinkin life, stop using others as your blame board, your not one bit better than the trannies and whore Charlie was with before you. You make me sick, your lower than most human out there and you cannot see it.

2162 days ago
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LAME    

You should try it if you haven't already - it's a real barrel of laughs.

Posted at 9:42AM on May 23rd 2008 by The Price Of An Education

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

I could have been that chick once upon a time!!!

2162 days ago
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jadelynn    

It sucks that Denise and Charlie don't get that taking the high road will win out in the end. Neither Charlie or her have anything to gain by smearing each other to the press. The only thing they are accomplishing is over exposure of their children and embarassment. Don't they make Hollywood stars go to parenting class when they get divorced? Not only are they breaking every rule I've evern know about parent/child behaviour during a divorce, they are having it recorded by the National media, cementing it in time for their kids to relive later. Stop the madness!! Denise, your show makes you looks shallow and ruins any chance you had of recovering gracefully. The title alone eludes to a sense of harried celebrity overaccomplishment that clearly hasn't actually been achieved yet.

2162 days ago
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eloc    

Denise - shut up. Your husband probably is a jerk, but you are acting like a complete bitch/idiot/nutcase. Your stupidity is making him look good. You're "prostitute,tranny," comments are hurtful to your children (his sperm was used to make them).
So, just shut up for the sake of your children and for the rest of us.

2162 days ago
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Nicole    

LET'S NOT PARTICIPATE IN CHARLIE & DENISE'S FOREPLAY ANTICS.

2162 days ago
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kim    

please denise go away. nobody believes you. charlie had prostitutes. many celebs say it is easier because any girl they do wants to marry them. if you pay for the sex you do it and its over. he never denied any of his wrong doing. this chick just needs to get attention any way possible. i can't wait for her to be gone.

2162 days ago
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LAME    

I will STILL watch Two and a Half Men - It's a riot!

I'd only watch Denise if CNN were filming Live during a Bronco chase!!!

She is the epiphany of "WHAT TO AVOID" !!!! Girls watch out she'll steal your man! Guys watch out! She'll kick you when you're down and wonder why oh why can't we just be friends!! What an eff'ng B^TCH!!!!

I hope her show TANKS!!!

2162 days ago
14.

Jet    

Oprah is actually trying to be like Robin Quivers. GO ROBIN!

2162 days ago
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LAME    

Hey Denise!!!! At least you got paid more than the prostitue huh???? Shame on you for dumpster diving for sperm!!! Then calling foul!!! Your attitude is foul! Nobody likes you - unless they're 27+ still living in momma's basement!

I guess that makes her more of a professional hooker? Now that Charlie has made his "deposit" in the "bank" of Denise, he's gonna be paying interest till at least 2025 - oh my!!!!

Denise - Most people DISLIKE you!!!! You're NASTY!!!

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