Old Man to Elisha: I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up!

5/28/2008 10:03 AM PDT
Things got downright bloody when Elisha Cuthbert tried to leave Mr. Chow last night.

The pap calamity around Cuthbert's exit quickly shifted when an old timer ate it -- and smacked his head on the valet sign. It was a nasty sight, but paramedics came and gave him the A-OK.