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Clooney Gives Waitress the 86

5/29/2008 8:01 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

And they said it wouldn't last: George Clooney and the cocktail girl he made a princess – Sarah Larson – are history.

As People relates, George and the brunette met in Vegas four years ago when Larson was serving him at the Whiskey, and things really got heavy last June when they met again. But now, says In Touch, George is "relieved" to be single again.

The official word from George's steadfast rep Stan Rosenfield? "We do not comment on George's personal life," he says.

R. Kelly Tries to Pee on Witness Parade


The big bombshell witness in the R. Kelly trial was supposed to take the stand yesterday, but the defense threw a last-minute curveball to derail her.

Just before the woman was supposed to testify, reports the Chicago Tribune, the Happy Urinator's lawyers said they had an 11th-hour witness who might undermine the prosecution's big gun. It wasn't clear how the mystery witness might change the case.

And now, at long last, the woman who will claim to have had a threesome with Kelly and the alleged victim will take the stand.

AshPete Pregnancy -- More Papa-ganda?


So the news cycle on Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz continues to grind on, inexorably: They've announced that they're pregnant, which we all pretty much knew anyway.

On Wentz' site friendsorenemies.com, the couple say, "While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child." No word on whether Tony Romo will be expected at the christening.

Meanwhile, Ash changed her name to Wentz. In the celebuverse, leaving Simpson behind ain't a bad idea.

Party Favors: Denise Marginally Less Intolerable Than Dina ... Madonna Adoption Finally Finalized ... Buzz Lightyear Goes Up With Toilet


Denise Richards' reality show attracted 50,000 more people whose lives truly need help than the Lohan family's show. "It's Complicated" garnered 1.5 million viewers to "Living Lohan's" 1.45 million, says Us. ... Malawi's high court formally approved Madonna's application to permanently adopt David Banda, almost a year and a half after the kid was adopted. ... A 12-inch-tall Buzz Lightyear will be taking off into space, reports the Orlando Sentinel, in the space shuttle Discovery. Also going up in the big bus: a new toilet for the International Space Station.

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SushiMusubi    

umm....
1.5 mil

minus
1.45 mil

equals...

50k



doh!


then again, tmz people are only good at negative remarks, not math....LOL

2317 days ago
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tmzsucks    

that would be 50,000, you TMZ idiots!- no wonder you just take pictures- this new math is really hard

2317 days ago
3.

eat a dam twinkie you skank!!    

George needs to really get over himself!! He is old and should try to settle down with a nice woman...Hes getting to old and used up to be playing pimp daddy!!!! Ashly and Pete... what a shocker!! Minister, Daddy Simpson must be thrilled, one divorced and the other one Knocked up before marriage!! And that will end in divorce too, make no mistakes about it, but it is a baby and we can only hope for the best for this little one. Ask for R kelly, he needs to get his perverted, pissin, pediphile ass in Jail and throw away the key along with any kid touching pig!! Death row sounds perfect to me!!!

2317 days ago
4.

TJ    

Sarah was a fool. She was young and beautiful and George was lucky to have her. She made the fatal mistake of giving it all for free. Why buy the cow when the milk is free? I'm sure George will find some other arm candy to fuel his ego. In the end he will never find fulfillment in life without a loving wife and children. His priorities are all wrong.

2317 days ago
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Fletch    

Math and grammar are two skills not required to write for TMZ. LOL.

2317 days ago
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hell with them all    

I could give a rats ass about these (look at me people). I work for a livin and also glad I do not have to be around these fat headed money pocket ding wits. You all are sick sick brainless humans.

2317 days ago
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Lenn K.    

It's gone to his head because so many women call him the best looking guy. He's getting older and just watch him age and realize that Sarah was really a keeper. Selfish people never learn until it's too late. R. Kelly rot you piece of foul garbage.

2317 days ago
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Sharona    

Clooney along with Pitt and Cruise make up the Holywood Ego Maniac Club.

2317 days ago
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Joanne    

I say "Congrats" to Pete and Ashley. I pray you don't name your baby some weirdo name (like Suri, Shiloh,Rumer, Scout or Tallulah). Just saying...

2317 days ago
10.

miz    

It's not 5,000, it's 50,000. Retards.

2317 days ago
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Lori    

George is not marriage material at all never has and more than likely never will. I hope she had fun and didn't get hurt to bad. He is known for hurting many woman. I am sure they all think it will be "different" with them. I know he really seemed to love her, but he has commitment issues big time!!

2317 days ago
12.

hot snot    

first of all.....on the George....at least he got out before she got knocked up. And he can give me a booty call anytime, but isn't allowed to stay the night (i do not cuddle) Get-in-get-out. Meow

Sencond...wow, that pic of Ashlee looks like Heidi the tard montag eeew DYE your hair black again please. You and your new little wifeman will look even more alike.

2317 days ago
13.

Elizabeth    

It's about time George moved on from the not so classy 'girl friend'. she's practically jail bait (compared to him at his ripe old age) and just doesn't appear to possess the skills required to dress up and take out...

2317 days ago
14.

rachel    

Ashley and Pete?
That kid is gonna be UGLY.
She has an ugly tree in her vadge for that kid to hit on the way out.

2317 days ago
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celebutaunter77    

George is gay people, gay. Her contract to be his "girlfriend" ran out, that's all.

2317 days ago
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