Jamie Lynn -- No Trouble in Trailer Park Paradise
Don't worry about Jamie Lynn Spears and her beau-- we're hearing they're still as close as two teens who have their whole lives ahead of them can be.
This week Star mag had the two in Splitsville (is that near Kentwood??), but our spies tell us the two are as close as "peanut butter and jelly," calling the story "absolute bulls**t."
As far as the pregnancy goes, we hear Jamie Lynn had a little bout of stomach cramps last night -- but that everything is right as Louisiana swampland rain.