Jeff Goldblum: Shirts and Skins

JG has one of the BIGGEST BONES in Hollywood.

YU-MMY.

Umm,,Hello,Jeff,,you can quit posting about yourself. Newsflash,,hardly anyone remembers you. Why do you insist on stripping down in front of people in stores to "try a shirt on". I've seen it first hand at a crowded Barneys. IT"S WEIRD. I guess no one told you. Well it is,,,and get over yourself. Also quit answering the door in your towel. ITS WEIRD. Actually YOU ARE WEIRD. you need to stop,,and oh,,don't believe yourself and your assistant that you had post here,,you are NOT hot and sexy,,you are old and a creeper.

Jeff Is a great talented Man who I wouldn't kick out of bed for eating crackers! ha!

He's a HUNK!

Show him wearing one of the new shirts he ordered. I prefer to see my favorite Actor fully dressed.

He's really a handsome man :) too bad he can't seem to stay in a relationship :/