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Celebrity Justice7/3/2008 4:13 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Peter to Christie: You're Full of Shrek

Oh no he didn't!! Christie Brinkley's ex Peter Cook just said that Shrek "was more believable" than his soon-to-be ex's tearful testimony. The nerve!

During a lunch break, the cheater's, er, Cook's lawyer told PEOPLE "I think her performance was a performance," adding, "She's a good actress. It's been two years. She should be past this by now." Let's look back -- she was in "Vacation" and said, like, seven words. She's a model, you douche, not an actress!

Stay tuned ... this is better than TV.

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Tangie:  1320 days ago

She is pretty fake, but that douche needs to be castrated.

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The Observer:  1320 days ago

The one in the middle is the best looking of the bunch.

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Buck Ofama:  1320 days ago




GEEZ ~ THAT'S NEWS...






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ME:  1320 days ago

AFTER THE CRAP I'VE HEARD ABOUT HIM AND HIS PORN, ETC. HE HAS NO RIGHT TO CAST JUDGMENT ON ANYONE. YOU FREAKIN' PERVERT.

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sheez:  1320 days ago

Okay TMZ I don't think he was referring to her profession. It seems to me he was commenting on her performance on the stand thus the good actress statement. I am pretty sure everyone else got that too.

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MISS SWEET D:  1320 days ago

WELL SHE WANTED ALL THIS AIRED IN PUBLIC AND NOW SHE IS CRYING AND WANT SYMPATHY. I FEEL NON FOR HER, HE IS A SLEAZE BAG YES, BUT CHRISTIE IS FAR FROM BEING THE SWEET LITTLE WOMAN. SHE HAS CHEATED ING THE PAST AND EVEN DUMPED A GUY BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY.

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lise:  1320 days ago

I like Christey but she sure has really crappy taste in men lets hope she takes a good long look at herself and asks herself some really important questions like why she is attracted to really creepy men. OK except for Billy he was cool. She needs therapy.

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major:  1320 days ago

I am so tired of whiney ass rich folks who cares they are not the only folks breaking up and us nomal folks go through so much more !!!! stop crying and go spend some of your cash thats the only thing youre good at anyway !

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Dawn Day:  1320 days ago

What an azzhole! I hope she takes him for all he's got!!

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tonetonetone:  1320 days ago

Hey Bebe..Castrated because he banged an 18 year old female? I dont think its illegal to F an 18 y/o. Perhap not the most ethical or moral thing....Should Christie be spayed because she has less than wise choice in picking mates?

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O Plz:  1320 days ago

The more this goes on the madder I get with her. She's never said that he's a bad father, but doesn't want the children to be around him. ALL kids need a father, if he's a good one. Also, now she's saying that she's always supported him, "he's never worked a day", but she didn't know he was spending $3000 a month on internet porn. She had her head in the sand!
How long will it take her to rebound again????? I'm glad she's got looks cuz she sure doesn't have brains!

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mrs g:  1320 days ago

"Porny-Pete" started this whole mess so don't blame Christie. If he were my husband, I'd have Lorena Bobbitt cut off his balls and then I'd wear them as earrings to serve as a warning to other cheating husbands! As further punishment, he should be forced to eat his own man appendage instead of a 4th of July hot-dog. And yes....I am an f***'in bitch for saying so.

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Really, really sad:  1320 days ago

are you f'ing serious. you think this guy is a good father? he is a sexual predator.

you need to get your head out of the sand if you think this person is normal. he preyed on a young 17 year old girl. He is almost 50. he could be her grandfather. it has already been reported that the son found nude photos of a young girl on the family computer.

i always wonder how child molesters and pedophiles go for so long without getting caught. It's dumbasses like you who look the other way. If you think pervy peter is so great why don't you give him a job babysitting your children!

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popelka22:  1320 days ago

Christy has proven the she is DEFINITELY NOT an actress. She can barely pull off the commercials.

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R U Serious:  1320 days ago

Wives stop having sex with their husbands and then they're "shocked" when their husbands find it somewhere else. Give me a break, he did nothing illegal. Women have been having affairs for years, glamorizing it in soap operas and still winding up with the kids and the alimony. Women should remember that just because you don't want it anymore doesn't mean we don't! So maybe you self-righteous feminist out there should just marry each other and avoid all the legal hassles!

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