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Peter to Christie: You're Full of Shrek

Posted Jul 3rd 2008 3:13PM by TMZ Staff

Oh no he didn't!! Christie Brinkley's ex Peter Cook just said that Shrek "was more believable" than his soon-to-be ex's tearful testimony. The nerve!

During a lunch break, the cheater's, er, Cook's lawyer told PEOPLE "I think her performance was a performance," adding, "She's a good actress. It's been two years. She should be past this by now." Let's look back -- she was in "Vacation" and said, like, seven words. She's a model, you douche, not an actress!

Stay tuned ... this is better than TV.

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1. She is pretty fake, but that douche needs to be castrated.

Posted at 3:25PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by Bebe

2. The one in the middle is the best looking of the bunch.

Posted at 3:34PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by Observer

3.


GEEZ ~ THAT'S NEWS...






Posted at 3:26PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by NoBama...

4. AFTER THE CRAP I'VE HEARD ABOUT HIM AND HIS PORN, ETC. HE HAS NO RIGHT TO CAST JUDGMENT ON ANYONE. YOU FREAKIN' PERVERT.

Posted at 3:41PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by PENNY

5. Okay TMZ I don't think he was referring to her profession. It seems to me he was commenting on her performance on the stand thus the good actress statement. I am pretty sure everyone else got that too.

Posted at 3:44PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by cheer up calm down

6. WELL SHE WANTED ALL THIS AIRED IN PUBLIC AND NOW SHE IS CRYING AND WANT SYMPATHY. I FEEL NON FOR HER, HE IS A SLEAZE BAG YES, BUT CHRISTIE IS FAR FROM BEING THE SWEET LITTLE WOMAN. SHE HAS CHEATED ING THE PAST AND EVEN DUMPED A GUY BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY.

Posted at 3:46PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by STACCEE

7. I like Christey but she sure has really crappy taste in men lets hope she takes a good long look at herself and asks herself some really important questions like why she is attracted to really creepy men. OK except for Billy he was cool. She needs therapy.

Posted at 11:17PM on Jul 4th 2008 by lise

8. I am so tired of whiney ass rich folks who cares they are not the only folks breaking up and us nomal folks go through so much more !!!! stop crying and go spend some of your cash thats the only thing youre good at anyway !

Posted at 4:05PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by major

9. What an azzhole! I hope she takes him for all he's got!!

Posted at 3:57PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by Dawn Day

10. Hey Bebe..Castrated because he banged an 18 year old female? I dont think its illegal to F an 18 y/o. Perhap not the most ethical or moral thing....Should Christie be spayed because she has less than wise choice in picking mates?

Posted at 4:48PM on Jul 4th 2008 by tibby

11. The more this goes on the madder I get with her. She's never said that he's a bad father, but doesn't want the children to be around him. ALL kids need a father, if he's a good one. Also, now she's saying that she's always supported him, "he's never worked a day", but she didn't know he was spending $3000 a month on internet porn. She had her head in the sand!
How long will it take her to rebound again????? I'm glad she's got looks cuz she sure doesn't have brains!

Posted at 4:04PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by o Plz

12. "Porny-Pete" started this whole mess so don't blame Christie. If he were my husband, I'd have Lorena Bobbitt cut off his balls and then I'd wear them as earrings to serve as a warning to other cheating husbands! As further punishment, he should be forced to eat his own man appendage instead of a 4th of July hot-dog. And yes....I am an f***'in bitch for saying so.

Posted at 4:07PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by mrs g

13. are you f'ing serious. you think this guy is a good father? he is a sexual predator.

you need to get your head out of the sand if you think this person is normal. he preyed on a young 17 year old girl. He is almost 50. he could be her grandfather. it has already been reported that the son found nude photos of a young girl on the family computer.

i always wonder how child molesters and pedophiles go for so long without getting caught. It's dumbasses like you who look the other way. If you think pervy peter is so great why don't you give him a job babysitting your children!

Posted at 4:20PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by your ass out of the sand

14. Christy has proven the she is DEFINITELY NOT an actress. She can barely pull off the commercials.

Posted at 4:20PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by popelka22

15. Wives stop having sex with their husbands and then they're "shocked" when their husbands find it somewhere else. Give me a break, he did nothing illegal. Women have been having affairs for years, glamorizing it in soap operas and still winding up with the kids and the alimony. Women should remember that just because you don't want it anymore doesn't mean we don't! So maybe you self-righteous feminist out there should just marry each other and avoid all the legal hassles!

Posted at 4:29PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by R U Serious

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