Dane: Ignorance of the Lawn is No Excuse

The building manager in the Dane Cook dog poop trial is on the stand, testifying there are signs in the yard warning about dogs sh**ting on the lawn, and Dane is a serial offender.

The trial -- aka Poopfest '08 -- was riveting, as the manger told jurors at the Bev Hills Courthouse that he noticed "recurring small black poop being left behind in the backyard." All signs and fumes point to Dane's pooch. Will the "comedian" be evicted?

Stay tuned!

Reader Comments

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1. What is a manger? Shouldn't it be manager?

Posted at 7:34PM on Jul 8th 2008 by Michelle

2. Yeah!!! I'm first! Dane Cook SUCKS!!! And dogs are gross! So is anyone who has one!!!

Posted at 7:37PM on Jul 8th 2008 by Canadian Babe

3. Dane Cook... he's so cute! I'll eat his poop if he wants me to.

Posted at 7:37PM on Jul 8th 2008 by Kobe

4. lol @ canadian babe
epic failure

Posted at 10:12PM on Jul 8th 2008 by nin1337

5. Nope your not I was...

Posted at 7:42PM on Jul 8th 2008 by Michelle

6.
cook is no
great dane;

he's just a walking
bowel movement.......

Posted at 7:43PM on Jul 8th 2008 by kendall francois

7. ok #3 get a life... if the dog poops pick it up

Posted at 8:51PM on Jul 8th 2008 by BJ Rocks

8. This is SUCH a lame story TMZ! Is this really a headline to you? Celebrity's dog violates pooping rules? Dane doesn't scoop poop? Ooooh stop the presses - that's just "so amazingly intersting". NOT!

Posted at 9:10AM on Jul 9th 2008 by Jennifa O Jenny