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Dane: Ignorance of the Lawn is No Excuse

7/8/2008 8:25 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The building manager in the Dane Cook dog poop trial is on the stand, testifying there are signs in the yard warning about dogs sh**ting on the lawn, and Dane is a serial offender.

The trial -- aka Poopfest '08 -- was riveting, as the manger told jurors at the Bev Hills Courthouse that he noticed "recurring small black poop being left behind in the backyard." All signs and fumes point to Dane's pooch. Will the "comedian" be evicted?

Stay tuned!

8 COMMENTS

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1.

Michelle    

What is a manger? Shouldn't it be manager?

2208 days ago
2.

I Heart NKOTB!!!    

Yeah!!! I'm first! Dane Cook SUCKS!!! And dogs are gross! So is anyone who has one!!!

2208 days ago
3.

Kobe    

Dane Cook... he's so cute! I'll eat his poop if he wants me to.

2208 days ago
4.

Audrina HOT    

lol @ canadian babe
epic failure

2208 days ago
5.

Michelle    

Nope your not I was...

2208 days ago
6.

kendall francois    


cook is no
great dane;

he's just a walking
bowel movement.......

2208 days ago
7.

BJ Rocks    

ok #3 get a life... if the dog poops pick it up

2208 days ago
8.

Jennifa O Jenny    

This is SUCH a lame story TMZ! Is this really a headline to you? Celebrity's dog violates pooping rules? Dane doesn't scoop poop? Ooooh stop the presses - that's just "so amazingly intersting". NOT!

2208 days ago

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