Heidi Klum -- Mall Rat

7/8/2008 5:01 PM PDT
Other than Janice Dickinson, supermodels do not age. Heidi Klum is 35 going on 13!

With her Michelle Tanner hair clip, Hot Topic rocker belt, skater chick jeans and hipster Converse sneakers, Heidi looks more like she's about to get a ride home from the mall from her parents, than on her way to a meeting in NYC.

If only every teen could have an assistant walking paces behind them carrying their bags.