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Dane Jury: If the Dog Didn't S**t, You Must Acquit

Posted Jul 11th 2008 9:25AM by TMZ Staff

The Dane Cook jury must decide an issue that could ultimately go to the U.S. Supreme Court: Does dogs**t constitute a nuisance?
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Dane's landlord wants to 86 him because his pooch has allegedly been pooping all over the common area and Dane hasn't been picking up after it. The jury is deliberating, we have the verdict forms, and here's what they must decide.

First, did Dane's dog do the deeds? Second, does crapping on the lawn constitute a nuisance, especially when the owner lets it just sit and rot? But wait! Even if Dane did the deed, if the landlord accepted rent knowing about the craperia on the front lawn, Dane could still be saved from eviction.

BTW, if it goes to the Supreme Court, we're thinkin' the name of the case would be Really Brown vs. Board of Education.

Stay tuned.

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1. Who really gives a sh** about this?

Posted at 9:53AM on Jul 11th 2008 by Blue Drew

2. You mean they cant evict him for his (stolen) act alone?¿?

Posted at 9:54AM on Jul 11th 2008 by Brian Scott Miller

3. Un-freakin-believable! Of course they should be allowed to evict him - he's freakin NASTY and YES, it IS a nuisance! I hate people who think that for some reason they're better than everyone else and don't have to clean up their dogs s**t. Someone should drop a human deuce on HIS door step everyday and see how HE likes it.

No talent, POS....

Posted at 10:07AM on Jul 11th 2008 by Slash

4. theres more important world news out there, like what's new with paris hilton? or has karma hit vonahole yet? or when will madonna admit she is a whore and a homewrecker?

Posted at 10:12AM on Jul 11th 2008 by questor

5. Part of the problem with America is that too many people don't take resposibilty for their pets ,their children, themselves. I hope society as a whole if not just by shame forces people to take responibilty. We take our dogs to the dog park and everyone picks up their dogs mess. And of course we do pick it up at home. How did we get so... lazy. We all have friends with adult kids that don't work, don't do dishes much less clean up after something else on their life,

Posted at 10:14AM on Jul 11th 2008 by Cheri

6. Tooooooo funny TMZ........................LMAO.

Posted at 10:17AM on Jul 11th 2008 by :what ev errrrrrrrrrr

7. This is great! Keep it up TMZ! Love you Dane!

Posted at 10:29AM on Jul 11th 2008 by tracey

8. wow, even i found that last lime in bad taste.

Posted at 10:55AM on Jul 11th 2008 by Jackson La Londe

9. Every little bit helps in a city that smells like urine and feces. And no, I was not talking about his act.

Posted at 12:08PM on Jul 11th 2008 by Nick Sunset

10. is this the guy who played in WAITING ???? it doesn't look like him.

Posted at 11:40AM on Jul 11th 2008 by pattie

11. Hilarious. I am glad he is making a ridiculous scene out of all this. Keeps my workday moving swiftly. I love you TMZ!!!!

Posted at 11:41AM on Jul 11th 2008 by kitten with a whip

12. This is absolutely a nuisance and if it can be proved that it is his dog and they gave him notice of his failure to abide by the rules then they should be able to evict. People like this create such problems for everyone else who want to enjoy common areas in buildings. I'm anti-Dane Cook now.

Posted at 12:03PM on Jul 11th 2008 by Maya

13. Isn't Dane Cook rich enough to own his own home? That way, his dog could go to the bathroom wherever it wants.

Posted at 12:09PM on Jul 11th 2008 by Maggie

14. Put the dog in a white suv and send it to Christie Brinkley and the kids.

Posted at 12:14PM on Jul 11th 2008 by Sarah

15. Oh for the love of crap. Grow up Dane and buy a F(&#T*(ing house already. You have the money. Jeesh. There is nothing worse than a cheap multi-millionaire actor.

Posted at 12:44PM on Jul 11th 2008 by Sean

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