Celebrity Justice
Paris Lost, Found in Hypocrite County

Paris HiltonParis Hilton scoffed at L.A. suburb Glendale on her blog a few weeks back, claiming she's strictly a Bev Hills gal and hasn't been to the G spot in months.

But get this: Law enforcement tells us yesterday at 3:20 PM, Paris was pulled over by the CHP on the 134 freeway in GLENDALE ... near the offramp where wrong-way Nicole Richie was busted for DUI in 2006.

Paris was pulled over for weaving (a non hair-related offense) and offered officers this explanation: "I'm lost." Always a good defense in court.

She was given a warning and went off on her merry way. No word if she ever found out how to get home.

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31. OMG leave her alone! Those of us from LA know you need to go on the 134 through Glendale to get to a lot of places around SoCal. Jeez!

Posted at 5:07PM on Jul 23rd 2008 by Cathy

32. She evidently did not know the area. So she did not know which lane to get into and changed lanes a few times. O how I can relate lol.
Weaving is not desirable but it's not a biggie either. That's why they let her go.

Posted at 5:11PM on Jul 23rd 2008 by Tanya

33. She always lies her Ass off. { Yes, that's why she has NO ass ! }

Posted at 6:21PM on Jul 23rd 2008 by Bunnie

34. Gloria,

She's famous BECAUSE of the video, like Kim Kardassian and so many others. We certainly never would've heard of her without it and It's irrevelent whether she intended to make and release it. We can still see she's certainly profited off the notoriety...

And I would care less for her sex life...

Posted at 5:27PM on Jul 23rd 2008 by In Other News, Porn Star Paris Hilton...

35. I can't beleive everyone is all of the sudden being so nice to Paris!....Since when? If this had been Kim Kardashian's story on the road people would do nothing but bash her, calling her all kinds of nasty names! Regardless of your body type, or your claim to fame, if your lost your lost! And just to set the record straight I've seen the Kim tape and she DOES NOT get pissed on! So let's put that LAME rumor to rest.....

Posted at 5:39PM on Jul 23rd 2008 by Your Not perfect!

36. #34, you're not perfect, not everyone is being nice, all the positive comments come from one person, probably a paid shill for the hiltons. She is still just a laughingstock to 99.9% of America.
P.S. Hi paris nazi, thought you stuck to X17 for your trite comments....

Posted at 5:51PM on Jul 23rd 2008 by paris has genital herpes!

37. OMG, Bob I can't stop laughing. Dude, you so got it right...nobody can touch this one! I am totally laughing my ass off!!!! My stomach hurts.

29. That idiot Paris probably was on her phone as she was driving.Unless she has a hard time seeing out of her lazy eye or just missed the brake with her gigantic feet

Posted at 4:38PM on Jul 23rd 2008 by Bob Booie

Posted at 5:58PM on Jul 23rd 2008 by Paris is Lost & McCain shit on himself....again

38. Paris haters eat dumn flakes for breakfast.
Princess Paris is sweet and cuddly and talented and beautiful.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 6:04PM on Jul 23rd 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

39. #35 you said it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 6:06PM on Jul 23rd 2008 by paris is a joke

40. Hey Paris Glendale and Beverly Hills are on the same planet. It's called planet earth.

Posted at 7:23PM on Jul 23rd 2008 by daddy o

41. OK, when is this saggy assed white bitch gonna graduate high school? It's nevah too late, sistah....Try an online school. Maybe there you will learn how to operate the address finder screen in yo Bentley, Mercedes, Land Rover, Silver Streak, and Escalade, and how to train and bathe those doggies. Also, maybe it is not too late to learn how to LOOK sharp, and not go around with your mouth open, and eyes all bugged out, girl !

Posted at 7:49PM on Jul 23rd 2008 by Paris Hilton's Black Neighbor Lady

42. paris is an absolute idiot!!! paris and Britney are both stupid. They could be the Gump sisters!!!

Posted at 8:46PM on Jul 23rd 2008 by Big Bear

43. Paris is an ignornant Bitch I thought the idiot had a driver so she would get picked up for drinking and driving?

Posted at 9:56PM on Jul 23rd 2008 by J.D.

44. Paris Hilton lost and weaving? not only is Paris dumb, she is a dangerous driver.

Posted at 10:57PM on Jul 23rd 2008 by BOEING 787

45. 22. "Uhhhh... I'm not a big Paris fan but I think you put up the picture of the "fake" Paris not Paris Hilton. Either that or Paris is looking really bad lately.

Posted at 4:16PM on Jul 23rd 2008 by jojo"
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Ah jojo, it's not a picture of the "fake Paris, dear, this is the real deal. As for Paris looking bad "lately", dear, this IS what Paris looks like. But, you're right, even with all that makeup we all can see that she's still NOT an especially attractive gal.

Posted at 4:11PM on Jul 25th 2008 by Shar

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