So we just got this video of Ethan Hawke, clearly wanting to show off his new baby, Clementine.
Why would he do this, you ask? Well, now that the kid is out in the open, the paps have just lost their incentive to follow him and cash in on an exclusive shot. And baby momma Ryan holds the baby and jokes the baby pics are now worthless.
Now Ethan Hawke is free to lead a life of peace with Chicken Hawke.