TMZ Not All That Dead

Oh... and I should mention that I also wish I had a hand in creating the R. Kelly headlines.

Where's Max?? I am here in orange co; everythings ok. Thanks for asking...

Doesn't Mel Gibson believe in Scientology?
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They're probably just jealous because their name is Gawker.

#15. That "Stringy haired surfer wannabe douchebag" is freakin HOT

Thanks! Does she have an equally pretty clone? :) She is just the 'most prettiest!'

#5...if you hate the site so much why are you posting on it? Why are you even here?

No No. U must survive through the big one. Please have a quake contingency plan. I must be able to relish in the crushings of (hopefully) Spears, Lohan, Paris, etc. etc. etc. What a joyous day that would be. Thank you Mother Nature for the tease. It was a pleasurable headline. :)

I never knew about Gawker - checked it out and it sucks.

Ummm... At least keep SEXY blonde dude man safe. I love to watch him act like he knows it all and everyone around him lets him! NO ONE LIKES A KNOW IT ALL!

TMZ doesn't have bad karma, just mean people who are very judge mental.
I love TMZ!!! Especially the cute guy, short blond... um, yah, rock on TMZ!!!