TMZ Not All That Dead

7/29/2008 7:35 PM PDT

TMZ Not All That Dead is reporting that TMZ kicked the bucket during the Great Quake of '08.

The website reported, "Worst Website in the World TMZ hasn't posted anything since 2:41. The only reasonable explanation is that they are all dead. So you heard it here first. TMZ: Dead."

As Mel Gibson once said, "Every man dies, not every man truly lives."