1. If you have to wear your heart on your tee shirt, is it the real thang???

Posted at 2:00PM on Aug 5th 2008 by sparkys nemesis

2. I WANT HER HAT!!!

Posted at 2:10PM on Aug 5th 2008 by jylmaree

3. People are always picking on Paris because she is an heiress..Well at least she has a job, several actually.

Posted at 2:15PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Alex McCarthy

4. stop it TMZ.....please stop it....NO ONE CARES ABOUT THESE TWO!!! STOP SHOWING THEM!

Posted at 2:17PM on Aug 5th 2008 by i hate hollywood

5. Paris Hilton better get to work if she wants to make money .

since she's not going to get recieve a inheited.

Plus she can't sing , act , or stay organized .

She could go to nightclubs and charge $200,000 - $1,000,000

thats another way she recieves money . She has no College

Education and no real job - 9 - 5 . she's not amounting to

anything .

Posted at 2:19PM on Aug 5th 2008 by She hasn't amount to anything .

6. At least she found a poser bigger than herself.

Posted at 2:19PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Steve

7. is it me or paris look pregnant? she never had a belly she was always flat and look her now:S

Posted at 2:19PM on Aug 5th 2008 by chica

8. ANOTHER LAME ATTEMPT TO PROVE SOMETHING THAT SHOULD NOT HAVE TO BE DEFENDED.....SAD REALLY
PARIS YOUR NOT SPECIAL...IN FACT THE AVERAGE WOMAN HAS MORE GOING FOR HER THAN YOU, PERHAPS ONLY YOUR LUCK AT BEING BORN INTO MONEY...TOO BAD YOU WILL NEVER ACHIEVE ALL THAT YOU COULD IN LIFE AS YOU STILL BELIEVE ALL THAT IS SHALLOW IS IMPORTANT...HOW BENJI TOLERATES YOU MAKES ONE WONDER IF IN FACT HE SUFFERS FROM SOME SORT OF TRAUMA...RUN BENJI RUN STILL NOT TOO LATE..

MAKE A LIST ...

so go ahead ...make a list and get back to me.....

and failure follows the empty statement..like a shadow..ready to make him

invisible...perhaps his words haunt him..as he sees his life's' work fade away..

like the past album covers...the music industry freely burys all unusable fools..

next in line..younger...firmer..fresher....long hair grown to cover one side of

their youthful faces...yes make a list ...to tell him of just how obscure he

is if not for his personal life...some things even a blind man can see.....

gumby enters the room a bumbling fool who looks the other way as other's

smirk in his direction...the last rung on the ladder is all that holds his footing..

poor fool..never dream all those days ago while stocking the shelves at

Target....he would be the man the world laughs at...poor baby...perhaps

we should make him a list too....many dreams die in the hands of a spoiled

child...so far away from the hunger that once propelled you ahead...a

inital ring is your reward....yes let's make him a list to demonstrate just how

far he has been swallowed by the fools of LA...somethings even the difficult

times, perhaps are the most wonderful and rewarding...but you can never

go back to those days, when the stage was the only thing you hoped for...

now the "old" friends have no value as they live a simple life outside of your

new money ways...you think you've won but it is not over yet...how much

more do you stand to lose???? a man with out his pride is not a man but

the town idiot....dance for us fool...and bring the barbie doll...to make us

all thankful our parents gave us a much more meaningful life....

yes I will make you a list....

Posted at 2:23PM on Aug 5th 2008 by iliveinyourbasement

9. look at her giant man hands.

Posted at 2:24PM on Aug 5th 2008 by wow

10. The AIDS virus is making her look really thin!!!

Posted at 2:37PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Big Daddy

11. that's a Harajuku Lovers shirt. They have really cute things. A lot of their stuff says that. It's just a logo.

Posted at 2:39PM on Aug 5th 2008 by c-ann

12. To Paris : I Agree that the John McCain Ad , was not really a good ad (I would of used George Cloony or Matt Damon in the Ad , both are much more Clueless than Paris (No Offense Paris)).
Major Democrats like Al Sharpton and John Edwards are responsible for keeping Paris in Jail for around 20 days (when she should of only received 55 minutes). Billionaire John Edwards ( far left Democrat) even stated his disappoitment with release from jail (paris served more time than actual criminals).
Voting for Obama is like voting for John Edwards (Billionaire John Edwards is a pure EliteSocialist)

Posted at 2:39PM on Aug 5th 2008 by McCain Ad, Obama , Edwards & pure Socialism

13.
Poor Paris to have what eems like eveything and really she has nothing! She wasn't taught morals or manners. Her parents approve of he travelng with a man and not married. She as has aways been in the news that included having se with someone. Where is her shame? Her Parets have to share blame as they raised two spoiled brats who have the morals of an alley cat.

People actual work for a living but Paris, oh wel

Posted at 2:53PM on Aug 5th 2008 by Rocky

14. What can you say about the worlds biggest idiot, she still does not understand she is famous for being stupid. Now the idiot boyfriend who was once cool and had a decent band is on the same page. Oh why oh why cant she just go the fu--k away?
She is not goig to inherit sh_t grandpa disolved the trusts and is giving most away to foundations. P is getting about the same as Mrs. Tori. Who got sqaut! I hope she gets to coloumbia where they kidnap her for years maybe she may even wake up.

Posted at 3:11PM on Aug 5th 2008 by stay there

15. ANYTHING FOR ATTENTION.

Posted at 3:18PM on Aug 5th 2008 by PENNY