A Celebrity Study in Gross Anatomy

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Posted at 6:35PM on Aug 7th 2008 by R

2. Will someone tell Katie Holmes that Suri is supposed to be OFF a bottle by age 1 and on to a cup? This happens after age one when lazy parents can't be bothered to move them ahead developmentally.

Posted at 6:47PM on Aug 7th 2008 by DonnaRita

3. Would someone please get that kid off that bottle!! We are going to still see Suri with a bottle in her mouth when she is 12!! Where are child services at?

Posted at 8:12PM on Aug 7th 2008 by whatthefrig

4. TMZ...how much lower can you stoop? Tasteless slams on a two-year-old are beneath contemptible! Why don't you just leave that precious little girl alone and pick on somebody your own size. How old are you... twelve???!!!

And the rest of you.....cut the stupid deal about the bottle. It's been done to death! "Child services"???? Are you kidding me? How ignorant to you have to be to even suggest such a thing?

Posted at 12:06AM on Aug 8th 2008 by Camden

5. KATE IS THE STRANGE ONE NOT TOM .
HER FACE ALSO LOOKS SUNKEN IN .

I GIVE TOM A LOT OF CREDIT FOR HAVING HIS 2 OTHER KIDS LIVING WITH HIM. I JUST WANNA KNOW WHY THE OTHER STRANGE X OF HAS NICOLE KIDMAN IS NEVER SEEN WITH THOSE 2 KIDS???

GOOD FOR YOU TOM!!!!!
AND GET RID OF THAT STRANGE GIRL KATE

Posted at 1:02AM on Aug 8th 2008 by CBV-923

6. Why ya want to moon Keanu. He is a cool cat. You are a hairy fat balls hanging fool. Leave Keanu alone will ya

Posted at 4:30AM on Aug 8th 2008 by movimn to fast

7. is this what they meen by press the flesh?

Posted at 8:17AM on Aug 8th 2008 by Sin D Fetish

8. Camden, while we shouldn't bash Suri, her parents need some parenting skills. As for the bottle please read http://www.parents.com/baby/breastfeeding/weaning/bottle-battles/ in order for you to understand that is should be done from 12-18 months. Not only is the article right on, but I have had three children and teach child development at both the high school and college level. A child on a bottle after 18 months is just a lazy parent.(parents, nanny, caregiver).

Posted at 10:10AM on Aug 8th 2008 by DonnaRita

9. I'm personally obsessed with Katie Holmes - her style anyway, but I agree! What on earth is Suri still doing with a bottle??!! She's what, 2 years old, plus? Come on, Kate.

Posted at 11:36AM on Aug 10th 2008 by Liz

10. Honestly, Camden, you're right on. I'm sick to death of people bitching about the bottle. my little girl and yes, it's my third child, just got off the bottle and she's the same age as Suri. How bout we take your children and have flashes and paps around 24/7, can't even go to the park and play without someone taking a damn picture, and see how your children do? Give the child something that comforts. All of my children's teeth are beautiful. My daughter didn't take the bottle 24/7, but she held on to it as reassurance. Jesus people! get over yourselvess!!!!!!!! Oh, I forgot you're perfect parents..right?

As for all these media outlets calling this little girl a robot, you make me sick. i really wish you all would remember to put yourself in this family's shoes, and see how it feels. I damn sure wouldn't appreciate someone calling MY child that. And when that little girl grows up, she will hear these things, read this things.....I'm over it. CHILDREN SHOULD BE LEFT OUT OF THE MEDIA.

Posted at 5:30AM on Aug 9th 2008 by Thunder Bunny

11. Katie Holmes is what every woman should be: submissive and a slave to her man.

Go Tom!!!

Posted at 5:09PM on Aug 15th 2008 by that fat guy that keeps staring at you from across the street...

12. That still-shot of Katie Holmes looks alot like that alien footage on YouTube.

Posted at 5:17PM on Aug 15th 2008 by the illegal alien who commits crimes, then runs to Mexico for fun...