A whole lotta unwanted flesh was exposed today in the Thirty Mile Zone -- with Keanu Reeves gettin' a good glimpse at a full moon and the pappers given a glance at Lily Allen's jigglies.

On the plus side, Eddie Murphy revealed he'll eventually stand-up again, and Suri Cruise someone to empathize with at The Little Mermaid on Broadway: Ariel, the gal who also longed to be human.