We hear rumors from time to time Macaulay Culkin kicked the bucket, but "Home Alone 5" hopefuls can rest easy: the kid's still breathing ... and judging from the lattes, he has at least two friends.
Filed under: Gossip/Rumors, Wacky & Weird
1. who cares!!!
Posted at 12:52PM on Aug 11th 2008 by renee
2. I thought he was dead.
Posted at 12:56PM on Aug 11th 2008 by rachel
3. he's a DUMB SCHMUCK!
Posted at 1:02PM on Aug 11th 2008 by :J:
4. Any (boy) friend of Mickael Jackson has probably been sexually used and abused
Posted at 1:31PM on Aug 11th 2008 by Dick Hertz
5. Dude is dating Mila Kunis for a looong time now. ;)
Posted at 1:40PM on Aug 11th 2008 by Cali
6. He has been together with that brunette from that 70's show... and the voice of Meg lol
Posted at 1:53PM on Aug 11th 2008 by ME
7. I'd say Macaulay's doing pretty damn well considering his past with Jacko, kid-stardom, and an uber-bizarre family life.. I'll always love the guy.
Posted at 3:57PM on Aug 11th 2008 by miley$$$
8. who is this girl asking dumb questions ... and answering them.
Posted at 10:40PM on Aug 11th 2008 by aba
9. This little schmuck McLoser Culkin ain't purchasing coffee. He's delivering it. He woke up this morning, looked in the mirror and slapped his hands on his face exclaiming "I'm broke". And to add insult to injury, you can see coffee stains all over his shirt. Either he's very nervous and his hands are shaking or he's ingesting enough uppers to make Elvis Preseley blush.
Posted at 9:41PM on Aug 12th 2008 by Kid Charisma
10. eargh deh mofos only sent a confirmation to my second sucky response. bastid! okay i sed i luv macully evin if he iz greasy and going bald and i hope i ken b wif him b4 he gets 2 ugly but thats ok cuz i will go there and adopt him wen he gets homeless and we have the same taste in shoes but mine r grey with white stripes..rite awn
Posted at 5:53AM on Oct 24th 2008 by jc
11. OH YEAH!
I forgot. Macaulay Culkin if u read this I love you and I wanna have hardcore sex with you. If anybody that knows Macaulay reads this tell him I luv him and want to have hardcore sex with him. I tried to email Mila to tell her she should take care of you by making you to quit smoking cuz i wuz afaid u might get ded soon... cuz u don't look 2 good...and that u 2 shuld get out of hollywood and move 2 the country, like in washington state or oregon but she had it set to freinds only ..pft. U will never b truely happy til u be wif ur sole mate and that is me .I wuz born on aug 11 and that is when this wuz posted so that is a sign. PLEeeze have sex with me..k think about it. eaheheh ne wun else need macaulay bad..? we should get together and beg right in front of him and hang on to his leg.
ps.. Everybody ignore this I am not obsessed.
omg macaulay culkin sex would be so hot.The chick was so dumb in this video she did not know how to work culley culkin properly.
Posted at 6:41PM on Oct 24th 2008 by jc
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