I'd say Macaulay's doing pretty damn well considering his past with Jacko, kid-stardom, and an uber-bizarre family life.. I'll always love the guy.
This little schmuck McLoser Culkin ain't purchasing coffee. He's delivering it. He woke up this morning, looked in the mirror and slapped his hands on his face exclaiming "I'm broke". And to add insult to injury, you can see coffee stains all over his shirt. Either he's very nervous and his hands are shaking or he's ingesting enough uppers to make Elvis Preseley blush.
eargh deh mofos only sent a confirmation to my second sucky response. bastid! okay i sed i luv macully evin if he iz greasy and going bald and i hope i ken b wif him b4 he gets 2 ugly but thats ok cuz i will go there and adopt him wen he gets homeless and we have the same taste in shoes but mine r grey with white stripes..rite awn
OH YEAH!
I forgot. Macaulay Culkin if u read this I love you and I wanna have hardcore sex with you. If anybody that knows Macaulay reads this tell him I luv him and want to have hardcore sex with him. I tried to email Mila to tell her she should take care of you by making you to quit smoking cuz i wuz afaid u might get ded soon... cuz u don't look 2 good...and that u 2 shuld get out of hollywood and move 2 the country, like in washington state or oregon but she had it set to freinds only ..pft. U will never b truely happy til u be wif ur sole mate and that is me .I wuz born on aug 11 and that is when this wuz posted so that is a sign. PLEeeze have sex with me..k think about it. eaheheh ne wun else need macaulay bad..? we should get together and beg right in front of him and hang on to his leg.
ps.. Everybody ignore this I am not obsessed.
omg macaulay culkin sex would be so hot.The chick was so dumb in this video she did not know how to work culley culkin properly.
i wanna have sex with this chick who wants to **** mkculcin.ill even wear a mkculkin mask.anal only slut :)
Will There Be A HOME ALONe 5?
Ahahahahahhhh Will
Macaulay Culkin be the
Father (Aka Kevin McCallister again)
In HOME ALONe 5
Kevin Takes A Bride
Has 31-year-old Macaulay Culkin flexed his considerable muscle with 20th Century Fox many of whom would open to debate, represented that Culkin star of the 1990 Hit "HOME ALONe” Will Macaulay be the Father in "Home Alone" Five, 20th Century Fox said that he came to Fame in the 1990 Holiday hit "HOME ALONe Fox hopes the sequel will come out by Christmas 2012, The Film starts filming this fall, will it be another gold mine?"Home Alone" Five is scheduled to start filming in November, the Director, "Chris Columbus", and some of the other cast and crew was already in place. Now, filming has been abruptly delayed for at least nine months, possibly longer, to accommodate Macaulay's schedule. Director Chris Columbus, and the head of Fox, said in an interview that they where casting Macaulay for the Fifth sequel of "HOME ALONe” Macaulay was given the script nine months before the Director Chris Columbus said, referring to "HOME ALONe" One. "We had a signed contract with him to do "HOME ALONe" 5 about four months ago. Culkin was the first respond to us about the script." Fox proceeded on the assumption that he didn't want the choice role. Then, Chris Columbus said that Macaulay would “Do It Again”.
(THE SCREEN PLAY FOR HOME ALONe 5 WAS WRITTEN IN MEMORY
OF THE LATE WRITER John Hughes WHO PASSED AWAY IN 2009)
1950-2009
PLOT SPOILER FOR THE UP COMMING FILM HOME ALONe 5
(DUE TO OPEN Christmas 2014)
“Kevin McCallister” (Macaulay Culkin) is back, but now he’s all grown up and all the other “McCallister” kids grown up too. This Christmas “Kevin” is not “HOME ALONe” anymore…
Flash Back Christmas 1990
(“This House Is So Full Of People It Makes Me Sick When I Grow Up And Get Married I’m Living ALONe; DID YOU HEAR ME I’M LIVING ALONE, I’M LIVING ALONE!!”) shouts 8-year-old Kevin … because Now he’s got a wife and family, And this Christmas his Eleven-year-old son Mac gets left behind and is “HOME ALONe”. Harry (Joe Pesci) & Marv (Daniel Stern) are out jail and back with a Whole New Big Bad Plan to break in and get the goods. http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002732679074#!/pages/HOME-ALONe-5/228332663875464?sk=wall
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