Bigfoot's Reality Got SasSquashed

8/16/2008 10:30 AM PDT
Surprise, surprise -- the whole Bigfoot finding was a hoax. DNA tests proved that one of the two samples of DNA taken came from a human, and the other was 96 percent from an opossum.
We all should have known -- since the real Bigfoot resides in Malibu -- and responds to the name Brad Garrett.