Bigfoot's Reality Got SasSquashed

Surprise, surprise -- the whole Bigfoot finding was a hoax. DNA tests proved that one of the two samples of DNA taken came from a human, and the other was 96 percent from an opossum.
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We all should have known -- since the real Bigfoot resides in Malibu -- and responds to the name Brad Garrett.



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1. I dunno... i don't believe that the whole truth is out there yet. I think they are just waiting for the billions from national geographic.

Posted at 10:51AM on Aug 16th 2008 by Local Reporter

2. what if bigfoot is a human/opossom hybrid......

Posted at 10:56AM on Aug 16th 2008 by Tamari

3. Now I am mad. I was hoping for it to be true.

Posted at 10:57AM on Aug 16th 2008 by kim

4. Wow, this is fantastic. the DNA proves that it is humanoid. I hope that they don't ever reveal where they found it because every nut case out there will be running around the woods shooting at anything that moves. Since they said there were three other bigfoot following them, if people knew their whereabouts their lives would be endangered.

Posted at 11:12AM on Aug 16th 2008 by Firefly

5. Elvis is alive and living with Bigfoots.
I have proof!!!!

Posted at 11:05AM on Aug 16th 2008 by HUGH R AMORON

6. I just think that we might be getting too antsy in mocking these guys just yet. I am part of the media and I was totally skeptic, but when the guys were talking yesterday... they didnt seem dishonest or like they were lying to us. It seemed like they made the find and once the media frenzy hit - they crapped themselves and shut down. It happens all the freakin' time when we cover muders or other crimes. People panic about giving us too much , too soon. I think they only reason why they even got up there yesterday was because of the bigfoot mad scientist behind them barking into the mic.

Posted at 11:03AM on Aug 16th 2008 by Local Reporter

7. Don't go hatin' on the Possum King. Long live Ugg Ugg the Possum King of Ozaria!

Posted at 11:16AM on Aug 16th 2008 by Karyn

8. They've got their evidence, now they should leave the rest alone. But as we all know that won't happen. Its going to be like the papos do celebrities, in their faces at all times and never leave them alone.

Posted at 11:13AM on Aug 16th 2008 by Firefly

9. Does it bother anybody else that part of what they had in the freezer was human?

Posted at 11:23AM on Aug 16th 2008 by Banana Hammock

10. When I first saw this picture, I knew it was fake. There have been others who just wanted the publicity, like this jackass.

Posted at 11:13AM on Aug 16th 2008 by David

11. WTF? PEOPLE....HELLO!!!!! These fools wouldn't turn in a lot of info, had some crazy looking costume stuffed in a freezer that looked 100% like a costume online, and some of you believed it? AND...Where do these idiots get off thinking that maybe it will be the biggest hoax of the 21 st century? Men are just dumb.

Posted at 11:20AM on Aug 16th 2008 by me

12. WHY EVEN BOTHER THE GUY WHO FOUND IT IN HIS FREZZER GETS A PRESS CONFERENCE.



WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY IS WHY GIVE A PRESS CONFERENCE ABOUT A DUMB THING THATS PROBABLY NOT EVEN REAL ITS PROBABLY JUST A PERSON IN A COSTUME JUST SO THIS GUY CAN BE ON T.V AND TMZ MAN DO YOU KNOW A GUY THAT STOUPID I MEAN COME DUDE.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:37AM on Aug 16th 2008 by KARLEE

13. I knew It!!!I knew !!!! I tried to tell everybody, but no one would believeme. They just laugh in my face. I knew what I saw with my own EYES...Brad Garret IS Bigfoot!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:59AM on Aug 16th 2008 by golden peach

14. To Banana - I thought the same thing. Where's the human dna coming from, and that's a whole lot of opposum. What were they doing, picking up road kill and assembling it? Do I believe in the big foot? Eh, who knows - really. But the fact that the dna was from actual living thing (i.e. human and opposum) is a bit scary if in fact they made up the big foot. Now if it turned out there was no dna at all as in just a bunch of fake fur and stuffing, that'd be different. This thing had real dna. Where did it come from? I mean really come from?

Posted at 12:07PM on Aug 16th 2008 by Maria

15. did they really think they were going to get away with this??? what was their big plan when they got caught??
didnt they know they were going to piss off a lot of people. what fools. i guess they didnt think ahead. how they hell did they create that things anyway with the poor opossum remains? sick....and stupid....and to much free time on their hands. what a great contribution to the world. dumbasses.

Posted at 4:11PM on Aug 23rd 2008 by karen

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